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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 07:23 pm
Dollar weakens against the Peso. Mexico is saying nada to dineros.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 07:27 pm
Euro tries to keep pace with rising Canadian dollar as American dollar bites the dust.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 07:31 pm
Laughing

Forged Canadian Dollars found at French Embassy in Toronto.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 07:32 pm
Government of Canada closes French embassy amist secret talks in Ottawa. Meanwhile, surplus of French wine purchased by the mayor of Toronto.
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 20 Nov, 2007 04:51 am
Hawaiian islands brace for onslaught of A2Kers
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Tue 20 Nov, 2007 12:17 pm
Island dwellers fear influx of A2kers will cause health hazard - seeking assurances Kicky is not in party!
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 20 Nov, 2007 06:50 pm
Joan Rivers blocked from joining A2K unless obnoxiousness factor can be turned down by several notches; crowds rejoice
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 20 Nov, 2007 06:52 pm
Kicky seen running naked through several A2K threads with nary a glance from uninterested lurkers.
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Zoro
 
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Reply Tue 20 Nov, 2007 07:00 pm
Lonesome vigilante has returned to A2K.
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 20 Nov, 2007 07:21 pm
Melted velveeta found to cure cancer; only effective over toasted Wonder Bread
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Tue 20 Nov, 2007 07:23 pm
Members of A2K riot as Police arrest masked mystery man for possession of concealed weapon
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 20 Nov, 2007 07:27 pm
No one knows for sure who started the riot, but tryagain was seen as
the leader of the pack.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 20 Nov, 2007 07:28 pm
New York Marathon creates pissed off entrants as Katie Holmes runs the race in just over 5 hours.
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Tue 20 Nov, 2007 07:34 pm
Open debate rages over the exploits of Calamity-Jane!
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 20 Nov, 2007 07:38 pm
Pretty Ossobuco unmasked as stowaway at Italian airport. In her possession were 3 lb. of Salami and two large junks of Parmesan cheese.
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Zoro
 
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Reply Tue 20 Nov, 2007 07:40 pm
Que?
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Tue 20 Nov, 2007 07:42 pm
Laughing


Queues formed in anticipation of stowaway being searched
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 20 Nov, 2007 08:25 pm
Rambunctious stowaway is trying to bribe custom agents with several kisses.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 20 Nov, 2007 11:39 pm
Stubborn Snood repels all attempts to bring him into the Christmas spirit with an appropriately decorated avitar. Revolution imminent.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 21 Nov, 2007 09:24 am
Tryagain, star reporter of a2k, has leaked to the press that his next
exposè will be beyond Watergate, and make history.
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