Stampede in Washington D.C. caused by the arrival of T.R.Yagain.
Terrified residents flee the wagon train and herd of cattle as Try hits town and asks, "Is this the Santa Fe Trail? "
Upstanding citizens alarmed at the stampeding in DC
Virginians overcome by the stampedes in Washington and fear overflow in their own backyard.
Well-wishers lined the streets to bid farewell to Try as his motley posse pulled outta town after their audacious bid to invade Canada was thwarted by an unknown Intrepid patriot who lowered the barrier -
Local Estate owner CalamityJane sobbed, "He is also gone with the wind which had swept through Georgia" *
Although early indications suggest he is heading for Chihuahua!
*Any similarities in the dialogue of Miss Scarlett O'Hara is purely coincidental.
Xavier Fernandez, aka ,Tryagain, hides his passion for miniature dogs, as he convinces his posse, "Mexico has lenient laws, and great food."
"Yahoo!" yell the Tryagain posse in unison, as they head South in search of small yippy dogs and a lot of stuff cooked with cilantro and cheese. Arriba!
Zelda Goodnose, a reporter of the Mitchell press, has caught up with
T.R.Yagain in Copper Canyon as he tried to kidnap 5 Chihuahuas puppies.
"Sir, you are no gentleman!" she shouted at him.
Comment: No Chihuahuas puppies were harmed during the construction of the paragraphs; the same cannot be said of the cilantro and cheese.
Butte, Montana residents are relieved at the news that T.R. Yagain has changed plans and will not drive his herd of contraband tiny puppies through their town.
Charleston Residents, However, Were Hoping Tryagain Would Stay Away Longer
Denver residents could not be reached for comment.
PS GO PATRIOTS!!!
Every Giants Fan Has Hope For Five More Minutes...
Here's the Kickoff.
Forecasts predict the Giants will be 3 zip up in the first quarter!
GO PATRIOTS!!!
Giants won big time!! Eat your heart out, Patriots!!!
Happy Giants fans do not realize Patriots have been replaced by killer robots from outer space. They can't play football, but there goes Tokyo!
Just When Everyone Thought Tryagain Had Recovered from His Concussion!
Knowing that Tryagain has so much time on an average Monday morning,
AARP comes to mind.
Optonal second labotomy recommended for T.R. Yagain to retrieve missing instruments. Apparently, the original surgeons left a void.
