Research at A2K labs has shown that the quark is a generic type of physical particle that forms one of the two basic constituents of matter, the other being the lepton. Always they are making with the Quark; What I ask is the matter with the Lepton?
For when particles interact, generally the number of leptons of the same type (electrons and electron neutrinos, muons and muon neutrinos, tau leptons and tau neutrinos) remains the same. Intelligent design? Why not!
Sudden Transition to a Discussion of Quarks Leads to Boredom among A2K News Readers
Tempers frayed at lack of caucus results, projections forecast Clinton win - Frayed knot!
Underwear bandits seized; world's elastic markets return to normal after stretching waaay out there
Victoria's Secret hires extra security staff.
Women's underwear bandits spotted in New Zealand
X-tra Security Deemed Unnecessary For Men's Underwear; Accusations of Gender Discrimination are Loudly Proclaimed
Yells of "A thong! A thong! My kingdom for a thong!" heard at the swamp. Ratzenhofer clan assumed to have developed a lisp.
Zeus Surprised! His Father Was Mistaken For Ratzenhoffer - Public Ordinance Checked To See If Wearing Underwear on the Head Is An Offence!
Alex240101 deeply considers what he has gotten himself into, running with the notorious a2k gang, the skivs.
Bearing gifts, the Greeks trick alexnumbersguy into opening the gates of Troy.
alex insists this is not a euphemism for anything else.
Concerns rose over the delay in launching the New A2K Forum - Spy Pictures Show The Delivery of New Titanium Hamster Wheels - Insiders predict it will be in 3D and project true color holograms!
Delay in Launching New A2K Forum Caused by Spies Taking Photographs
Euphemisms galore are on sale as A2K 2.0 continues in development
Future unknown for new version of A2K as euphemism sale take the spotlight.
Game Threads to be Given Prominence on A2K 2.0
Hamsters deny rumors of replacement with robotic hamsters
Independent Poll Places A2k in Number One Slot Amongst Wall Street Movers and Shakers! Time Magazine plans feature - battles forecast over who gets the cover!
Jespah Submits Photo of Gustav Ratzenhofer for Time Magazine Cover
Keen newsprint watchers report Time Magazine up for sale - slump in sales to blame!
