Little old ladies buy Ratzenhofer limited edition cover; Time Magazine is saved from bankruptcy
Mothers take up the cause of Ratzenhofer and purchase his Time Magazine cover. The stock market goes crazy.
Now Ratzenhofer Becomes Synonomous with A2K
Olive aficionados bid for rights to A2K
Popular Mechanics vote Jezpah Olive Branch of the Year at annual banquet.
"Quite nice it was," said a blushing jes (er, me) at the all-olive banquet, "but if I see another pimiento, I think I'm gonna hurl."
S'mores made from olives found to be icky by 99 out of 100 humans but only 6 out of 100 capybaras
Undercover olive operatives seize A2K capitol city
Vindictive whispering campaign undermines attempts to start A2K Olive Grove collective! Wandel denies writing America at the Crossroads under a Sudonym!
Well-intentioned spelling police beat Tryagain senseless for butchering the spelling of pseudonym in such a hideous fashion.
X-Rays of Tryagain's head after spelling police brutality reveal nothing.
Yelling that excerpts of the Lengthy Rebuttal Confutation Refutation of Scurrilous accusations made by magazine cover Pin up Boy (August 1934 issue) - leads to Olive Grove de-forestation!
Zebras angrily charge into thread and trample Tryagain.
Astonished Jespah Considers Removing Tryagain's Name as Author of this Thread
Credo quia absurdum est.'
- Zebra appears unhurt after painful encounter (Pictures 17 - 28)
Collection started to purchase Tryagain a helmet for his next Zebra encounter.
Damage from Zebra Attack Unknown; Tryagain Refuses Medical Help
Euphemism is looked for to replace euthanasia for Tryagain as a result of horrendous zebra attack. Fellow A2Ker's do not want to cause Tryagain any further stress.
