Yesterday questions were raised about the possible involvement of Tai Chi in cover-up!
Zetetic probe exonerates Tai Chi.
"Buy a dictionary!" Attorneys Advised Regarding Rare But Valid Word Usage
Calls for fraud investigation called by Wally and the Beaver. Chai Tea said to be in fits and has banished Wally to the garage.
Democrats race to garage, hoping for advice from Wally Tea. Republicans wait at Ratzenhofer swamp.
Republicans sink and are eaten by capybaras at the Ratzenhofer swamp.
Entering Boston Harbor in Search of Wally Tea Causes Intrepid to Lose Track of Alphabet
Faux Pas once again made by Intrepid in his haste at attempted humour. His boat sinks as he attempts to leave Boston Harbour amid cries of hang the Canajun.
Gus Evades Noose, Jury Hung
How well the jury is hung has nothing to do with the prevented hanging of Gus Ratzenhofer, according to the World News New York office.
Intrepid recovers from alphabetical mishap; vows to return to the Captain Kirk avatar*
*Hey, I can dream, can't I?
Just When It Seemed Like The Treatment Was Working - Intrepid Suffers Burnout On Hearing The News
Klingons veto His return to Starfleet Command!
Klingons in uproar when told Intrepid will attend despite their veto.
Lightyears away, in another galaxy, the alphabetians formulate a plan to replace all of intrepids soup cans, with alphabet soup cans.
Many Captain Kirk Fans Disappointed by Intrepid's Current Avatar
Never say nevers says Intrepid as he digs into his trunk for his old avatar. I hope it hasn't aged too much he is heard to say.
Oh my Gawd! yells jespah, who promptly swoons.
PS Thank you.
Prompt action by the crew of the Starship Enterprise saves Jespah from a permanent swoon on the streets of Boston.
