Medical checks reveal that spammers are not actually human
New evidence emerges to prove a wrench or spanner is a tool used to provide a mechanical advantage in applying torque to turn bolts, nuts or other hard-to-turn items. ...Spanners are henceforth to be re-classified as non human!
Orangutan's doctor certifies that orang is more human than a spammer and a lot more fun to be around
People poise the question: Why do you bring that ugly monkey out in public? ....*Get your monkey off my dog! Get your monkey off my dog!
*GET YOUR MONKEY OFF MY DOG
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Questioning Tryagain's sanity has become a daily occurrence
Region Philbis joins the debate gripping the nation; who coined the phrase, ?'Don't Monkey with my Monkey Wench!
According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the term "hardware" shows up as early as 1515, and in 1723 an ad in the London Gazette referred to one R. Philbis as a "Haberdasher of Hard-Ware".
Asked to comment on recent allegations regarding his sanity T.R.Yagain replied: "Ay-ay-iy-ay, I'm funky... chunky... hunky...Don't you know, I'm gonna Spank the Monkey."
Donations to his campaign fund should be sent to: Mercy Sanatorium 925 Pierre Avenue, Shreveport, Caddo Parish*, Louisiana.
Editors Note: *Caddo Parish was formed in 1838. A parish is the same as a county in any other state, as Louisiana is the only state to have parishes.
Sanity Concerns About Tryagain Revitalize Wandel Campaign
Tryagain sanity testing demanded by wandeljw campaign!
Man breaks upper part of wifes special ordered fountain. Epoxy is setting up. Wife due home in a hour. Update at eleven.
Understandly, alexnumbers is a lil confused re the alphabetical nature of the game. Hope the epoxy dries soon.
Very Often Marital Stress Overpowers Alphabetical Abilities, Scientists Say
Wandeljw promises an investigation into marital letter-mixing
X-tra Tip for Alex240101: Apologize Profusely to Wife; Alphabet Skills Will Improve
Yesterdays news is todays headline as Tryagain is committed for observation prior to sanity hearing.
Zanzibar vacation empties wandeljw's campaign account
Anonymous Tip Leads to Arrest of Intrepid In Campaign Fund Scandal
Bail refused after tearful emotional plea by Intrepid failed to persuade top judge he should have custody of Britney Spears
Custody battle won by Intrepid as he is proven more sane than Britney and Try.
Didn't realize that we're doing the sesame street thing.
Emergency meeting called as Alex 123 fails to grasp the Sesame Street theme! As a result of its positive influence, Sesame Street is one of the most highly regarded educational shows for children in the world.
The series has received 109 Emmy Awards; more than any other television series. An estimated 76 million Americans have watched the series as children.
Review of the A2K membership criteria demanded - Is the bar set too high?
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