Stunned constituents wonder why candidates are in drag, yet compliment them on their tasteful hairdos and sensible black pumps
Tryagain Wins A2K Primary in New Hampshire; Wandel Concedes
Upset in A2K primaries as voters wondered if the vote was somehow hacked.
Very Disappointed Wandel Supporters Regroup for Next Showdown with Tryagain
Wandel hopes beyond hope for a comeback. Supporters are drifting towards Tryagain in large numbers.
X-traordinary scenes at campaign headquarters as Wandel and Tryagain meet to discuss possible joint campaign in bid for power - Canadian National Ice Hockey Team oppose move!
Young Canadians flock to Wandel-Tryagain debate/hockey faceoff. Cosmeticians' union angry that no makeup was needed for on-camera time as both participants are wearing Jason Voorhees-style face masks.
Zoot suits seem to be making a comeback as seen at the Wandel-Tryagain debate/hockey faceoff. Fashion leaders stood in awe.
Awestruck Canadians experience the wonder that is the fashionable wandel-Tryagain debate/hockey faceoff
Back to our regular news of the world. Right after this break.....
Canadian members claim A2K success due to their claming influence - Australian spokesperson raises polite objection
New York Group Threaten to Invade Canada and Pillage In The Name Of Peace!
Defence Minister call up all 3 Canadian warships and aging helicopters to defend Canadian borders and waters. The Boy Scouts of Canada have volunteered to fill sandbags.
East Coast A2Kers Make Strategic Attack on Canadian Boy Scouts
Fierce Fighting Forces withdrawal strategy - Try points out that Within the NHL the six Canadian franchises represent 28 percent of the revenues (or 4.7 percent each). The other 24 U.S. teams make up the other 72 percent!
Gigantic octopus escapes from zoo!
Hippo found in stomach of giant octopus that was captured off the coast of Massachusetts.
Imagination out of boundaries with certain a2k members. Others arm
themselves to keep members in boundaries.
Jell-o reported to be cure for carpal tunnel syndrome. A2Kers wiggle and jiggle while posting and avoid injury
KY Jelly found not to be an effective substitue for plain old jello.
Little interest was shown amongst A2K members when Britney Spears' was reported to have joined - Even the most rambunctious feigned indifference! Medical checks have been ordered for Kicky et al!
