Animal fondling found to be source of 11% of all A2K gratuitous sex references
Better pet care urged as hamsters take over all administrative rolls in A2K expansion plans - Head of Hamster resources, Boston socialite Jespah; refused to refute allegations that staff were being recruited in Hamsterdam. Local authorities say there are no Green Card Lottery guarantees!
Dangerous liasion feared on the gun lovers threads. Pundants are hoping that this is not just another smoking gun.
Edumacated Folks Know Guns is fer Grownups...
Fundamental rights are being destroyed cry the gun lovers of America. Several have joined the Hooked On Guns bandwagon in place of their Hooked on Phonics subscriptions.
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In Your Garden Monthly
Hamsterdam found to be primary source of nonhuman gun enthusiasts
iguns rumored to be next possible technical device. Gun owners expected to make them all the rage.
Jespah announces arrival of new ram
good news for ewe!
Koalas barred from joining A2K hamster union. Aussies protest.
Lama headlines
Tibetan Dalai
Marsupials Union Prepares to Counter Hamsters.
Lawyers Hiring Veterinary Advisors
NYPD considers large scale roundup of air rifles in the greater New York area. The gun owners are said to be a major source of hot air.
Onion bagels found to be major source of nutrition for NY hamsters as A2K seeks alternative forms of energy including flatulence power
PETA Investigating Treatment of A2K Hamsters
Polling day arrives as Evolutionists have proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
Questions about Competency Continue to Plague Tryagain
Repeated Republican Rapid Retort Rejoinder Response Rallies Remarkable Resolute Resplendent Rehearsed Reply: How do I set my laser printer to stun?
