Grief stricken Wandel plans New Hampshire comeback - Solipsister denies she is his running mate - and totally denies they have ever mated
Chess playing Try - checks next move!
Hard Times Ahead in Wandel's Bid to Oust Tryagain
Insiders know that Tryagain and Wandeljw have no chance of assuming power. Hamsters continue to spin the wheel as the real leader speeds to the polls.
Jespah Throws Her Considerable Influence Behind Wandel
Keeping neutral, jespah wonders just what her evil twin's been up to
Love is the answer to everything, said one evil twin to the other.
My Evil Twin is Nice, What Does This Mean?
Enquiring Minds Want to Know
Now mystery deepens: Is Wandel, Jespah's evil twin? If CalamityJane is right: What was the question? Should sex within a family be made illegal asks hillbilly Try?
For the answer to these intriguing questions, and many yet to be asked
Check out:
www.able2know.org/
The place where the truth bites back!
Obviously confused Tryagain needs to get out more often. Family members
and sex are tabu in the northern parts of the US.
Personal reason cited for the sudden disappearance of Tryagain from the halls of A2K. Sibling lust said to be possible cause.
Resisting the urge of having sex with everything that moves, will be part
of an ongoing study at the Cornell Center. Study applicant Tryagain will be
reimbursed for his bus fare.
Snap Crackle Pop! Headline Wars Heat Up!
Uneventful day at the horse farm as Tryagain has gone on a holiday to Old MacDonald's farm.
Vicious innuendo attack on Tryagain when he was asked, "How do you get down off an elephant?"
He is alleged to have replied, "You don't; you get down off a duck!
So who tells the best chicken jokes?......................... ComediHENS!
Next to come
will Wandel reveal his battle plan - What did Intrepid say to the chicken who crossed the road - Which way will Jespah vote - Weather watch reports from C-J's Area with a storm update!
Whether the weather is pulling our leg, or the song is a lie:
it never rains in California is so utterly wrong. We're soaked by it!
X-tra Funds Sent to California for Weather Emergency; Grateful Calamity Jane Supports Wandel Against Tryagain
Yclept Armageddon upon us
Time
Zoos consider extra security in light of reports of an unknown intruder fondling the animals at Old MacDonald's farm.
