Today’'s breaking news stories…

Kicking Try's bun works for me on any continent.

Love and affection comes in many ways.....

Masochism is one, yes.

NO POINT

Flat-earthers discover precisely where earth has no point.\

TRY-CSmonitor May Edition

Obviously there are no flat-earthers here in California.

Please note CJ that the theory of a flat-earth was discarded centuries ago.

Que sera sera, whatever will be, will be.....laugh-out-loud hasn't gotten the memo though.

RANDOM MEMOS

Random memos upset memorandums

Literary Times II

Swallows return to Capistrano; deposit bottles return to the plant. And so the cycle of life and rebirth continues.

Television, according to Confucious, will never replace old reliable keyhole.

That's hardly breaking news jes. Are you a subscriber to the cyclical view of history? It titillates the pessimistic nerve I read. Makes one sardonic and resigned and accepting. Spengler does it best. Proust is pretty good. We are in the late autumn of our particular birth/growth/turning our toes up cycle.

I don't think we have the slightest intention of turning our toes up. If we can't do anything about cosmic events doing it for us what's the sense of worrying about them. That's like worrying about being 14 stone (196 pounds) when you can't stop eating chocolates and cream cakes.

Onward Christian soldiers is our motto. The old road is always agin' and please get off the new one if you can't lend a hand for TTTAAA-C'.

Uncertain about what thread he is posting on, spendius disrupts alphabetical order.

Vast excitement to post just about anything - anything - has taken over spendius life, that is - before and after pub hours.

Why all the angst? Transcendental Meditation, an easy to learn, effortless mental technique which dissolves stress and promotes inner happiness as prescribed by Maharishi Mahesh Yogi and Boo Boo the Bear.

Further enlightenment may be found through Kriya Yoga which is described by its practitioners as the ancient Yoga system revived in modern times by the Yoda Master:

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm, Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is." ― Jedi Try

Next Week - Tantric sex is easier than you think!
Try our fun guide..... Part eyns - The Yab Yum position.

X marks the spot!





that's a Goa!

Yes, let's go there! Looks very inviting and is just the place for some serious
research...

Zounds!! Apologies all round. I got over-excited reponding to jes.

Ah, I haven't had that in a while. Nice to know I still got it.

Brother spendius touched a nerve, how nice.

Could that be what you kids are callin' it these days?