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Today’'s breaking news stories…

 
 
spendius
 
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Reply Fri 13 May, 2011 08:26 am
@jespah,
"Doubtful", he said, stroking his whiskers philosophically.
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CalamityJane
 
  2  
Reply Fri 13 May, 2011 09:07 am
Excellent! You do can teach an old dog new tricks!
spendius
 
  2  
Reply Fri 13 May, 2011 09:37 am
@CalamityJane,
Floods diverted to farmlands to save city.
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 13 May, 2011 09:17 pm
@spendius,
Good grief! Is that all you can come up with, spendius? This is a rather funny news station, you know.....
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 13 May, 2011 09:45 pm
@CalamityJane,
Heck CJ what do expect from spendi after he's been to the pub, a risque story he told the buxom barmaid?
CalamityJane
 
  2  
Reply Fri 13 May, 2011 10:03 pm
@Dutchy,
I forgot, Dutchy! Spendi used up all his stories to persuade the barmaid,
all that was left, was the flood for us.
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 03:12 am
@CalamityJane,
JEJUNE MAYHEM

Skirting The Issue

#1
spendius
 
  3  
Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 05:58 am
@laughoutlood,
Knee trembling at an all time low.
Dutchy
 
  2  
Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 06:22 am
@spendius,
Let me guess, that buxom barmaid took all the stuffing out of you spendi, you're not the man you use to be!
jespah
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 07:45 am
@Dutchy,
Men, stuffing, something to do with turkeys, perhaps?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 08:24 am
No turkeys in England! They're all lame ducks, force fed with porridge.
wandeljw
 
  2  
Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 09:19 am
@CalamityJane,
Only spendius knows what really happened between him and the barmaid. Have you been cheating on me, spendi? Smile
spendius
 
  2  
Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 10:57 am
@wandeljw,
People sometimes say that about me but it's untrue. Untrue I tell you.
CalamityJane
 
  2  
Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 11:57 am
@spendius,
Quit lying! We know that you fancy the barmaid, why else would you go every day of your life to the pub?
jespah
 
  2  
Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 04:55 pm
@CalamityJane,
Regular pub visits = barmaid love.

Or being a serious toper.

You make the call!
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 05:25 pm
@jespah,
Serious toper he's not, I think. It's more a case of getting out of the house at least once a day. Rural England has virtually no entertainment value whatsoever...
spendius
 
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Reply Sun 15 May, 2011 06:33 am
@CalamityJane,
The pub is the only place where neighbours can gather at the end of the day to swap unmediated information in an atmosphere of bonhomie and good cheer. Pubs are the last bastion of freedom.

Provision of "entertainment" is a form of prostitution. In Rural England we do not need entertainment. It's all twee and faked up anyway.

The angst ridden and anomic city slicker, depending upon mediated information, soon comes to the point of having her brain made congruent with the prevailing interest of the mediating authority. Which means she is, to all intents and purposes, rendered comatose and is only unaware of the fact by making sure she only socialises with other comatose people. This saves her from ever having to face up to unpalatable truths. It's the "clockwork orange" mode of existence.

It was wonderfully entertaining festering in bed this morning until 11.15 am. After a light breakfast of apple juice, porridge, a banana, tea and two roll-ups, an afternoon's fester on the sofa watching the desperate relegation battles in the Premier League and reading Rabelais, there is the five course dinner. A snooze. A bit of goofing off on A2K. A long hot soak. Return to pub. Ogle Charlotte's jugs. Getting an argument going. Back home to see Sky News to keep track of the silly soddery. Cocoa etc. And back to lovely bed with electric blanket on Mach 4 in time for CBS News to see what top class silly soddery looks like. Ten minutes of the O'Reilly Factor and ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

What's it like Cal running around like a blue-arsed fly all day long being "entertained"?

Is it really true that Mr Huckabee is running for president? He has no chance imo. In a short discussion of the 8 Republican candidates who have "popped out" so far it was said that being candid with the voters was strictly off the agenda.

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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 15 May, 2011 09:45 am
Unbeknownst you you, spendi, I have more entertainment then I can handle at home. Once you have a teenager the excitement doesn't leave you - not always positive but it's there. Being at home after work, running errands etc. is sheer pleasure for me, you would not find me in any pub unless I am on holidays.
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Tryagain
 
  1  
Reply Sun 15 May, 2011 09:59 am
Well trust Spendius to raise the tone of the conversation…

What’s most notable about Dylan’s recording of TTTAaC -

…It’ll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls
For the times they are a’changin’…

Those lyrics are from the first cut and title track of Bob Dylan’s third album, The Times They Are a-Changin’, released in 1964 on Columbia Records. The song and the recording came to be regarded as the inaugural anthem for a generation of social and political turmoil. Times did change and not only socially and politically but scientifically as well…..

TTT.AAC. GCC.GGC.
No, that is not a bunch of nonsense. It’s the notation genetic researcher’s use for DNA.

It’s an amazing branch of science that was only theorized in 1869. In 1953, Rosalind Franklin took a picture of the double helix and we were off.

I haven’t decided if I want my DNA sequenced. It isn’t cheap but I am curious.
Would you do it and what would you do with the information?


You never lost it Jes, which is why it was impossible to find!
wandeljw
 
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Reply Sun 15 May, 2011 10:53 am
@Tryagain,
Very unusual for Tryagain to violate the alphabet rule.
 

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