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Tryagain
 
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Reply Tue 22 Feb, 2011 02:44 pm
You may think it would be along the lines of...

It has often been said, although not by me and I have remained silent for too long. It is time to step up to the plate and do the right thing in the right way for the right reasons and let the consequences go hang.

It is therefore falls upon me to say, ' Behold her, single in the field, Yon solitary Highland lass!'

William Wordsworth - The Solitary Reaper

Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. Although that is still short of explaining what the color Chartreuse smells like.
jespah
 
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Reply Tue 22 Feb, 2011 05:29 pm
@Tryagain,
Zebulon Pike could not have said it better.
Francis
 
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Reply Wed 23 Feb, 2011 02:03 am
@jespah,
"An immigration officer tried to rid himself of his wife by adding her name to a list of terrorist suspects.

He used his access to security databases to include his wife on a watch list of people banned from boarding flights into Britain because their presence in the country is ‘not conducive to the public good’.

As a result the woman was unable for three years to return from Pakistan after travelling to the county to visit family."

Aren't people desperately crazy sometimes?...

CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 23 Feb, 2011 09:49 pm
@Francis,
Bad people all around. The people you marry are never the same people you divorce! Let's stop and smell the roses instead of bananas....
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 23 Feb, 2011 10:58 pm
@CalamityJane,
Can't agree more with you C/L, all marriages are happy., it's living together afterwards that is difficult.
jespah
 
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Reply Thu 24 Feb, 2011 07:01 am
@Dutchy,
Divorce is not common when you're married to an ocelot.
Francis
 
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Reply Thu 24 Feb, 2011 07:18 am
@jespah,
Everybody knows that ocelots are covered with fur..

Not everybody knows that Fur is the language spoken in Darfur..
jespah
 
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Reply Thu 24 Feb, 2011 07:23 am
@Francis,
Fur! Well, dar!
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Fri 4 Mar, 2011 04:04 pm
Going the whole nine yards the A2K linguistic origami commune were not surprised when TR Yagain said:

Atoms are made of light; only 10% of the universe mass consists of light-based matter; the other 90% is invisible to us because we are trapped within the construct of the physical visible universe.

2012.6.9 will signal the start to wipe out all free-thinkers and awakened consciousnesses on Earth; all who remain will be trapped forever as purely physical taxpaying drones to serve as the slaves of the Lizard People!

During the George Noory Coast to Coast show the other night, Dr. David Jacobs said that from his research many hybrids were now living amongst us and he was very worried about it.

His statements led me to the conclusion that they are here in force and their purpose was to take over in Nantucket and then around the world.

There are too many facts that indicate this is the truth. Let's look at something that is going on nationally that is very strange.

Barack Hussein Obama with a call 'To change' won but there are too many things that don't add up. There are apparently voters behind the scenes that put this man in control of the most powerful military in the world. I suspect Obama is a hybrid puppet being controlled by our alien Repto Sapien cousins.


Before I am totally ridiculed as being a hillbilly wacko, may I submit for your edification and for those amongst you who are not familiar with ancient Hebrew I have taken the liberty to highlight the original code references.


http://i379.photobucket.com/albums/oo231/a2kforsure/Matrix1.gif

http://i379.photobucket.com/albums/oo231/a2kforsure/Matrix2.png



The truth is out there...

A2K - First for Breaking News!


wandeljw
 
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Reply Fri 4 Mar, 2011 04:42 pm
@Tryagain,
Hybrid Lizard People conspiracy theories are often concocted by those who find unwarranted meaningfulness in random patterns of characters in ancient writings. On the bright side, this same tendency helps Tryagain to excel on word game threads.
jespah
 
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Reply Fri 4 Mar, 2011 06:20 pm
@wandeljw,
In other news, Hybrid Lizard People is an excellent name for a rock band.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 4 Mar, 2011 06:44 pm
@wandeljw,
Just incredible! Looks like, Art Greenfield is having an acute friend in our editor T.R.Again.
Izzie
 
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Reply Fri 4 Mar, 2011 07:40 pm
@CalamityJane,
Křeček Penny!

(check Cool Mr. Green )

The golden hamster or Syrian hamster, Mesocricetus auratus, is a very well-known member of the rodent subfamily Cricetinae.

Hamsters are short-tailed, burrowing rodents which originated from the Old World with large cheek pouches

Description: Hamsters have short tails, stout bodies, short legs and wide feet

The smallest species are of genus Phodopus with bodies 5.5 to 10.5 cm (about 2 to 4 inches) long

The largest species of hamster is the common hamster (Cricetus cricetus), measuring up to 34 cm (about 13.5 inches) long

Hamsters have thick, silky fur, which can be long or short. Their fur comes in many different colors including black, gray, honey, white, brown, yellow or reddish (dont anyone tell Mr Goldman please)!

Hamsters are short sighted and color blind!

Hamsters are omnivores, this means they eat both vegetables and meat. They store and carry food in their spacious cheek pouches

Goldem Hamster Pet: The best-known species of pet hamster is the Syrian or Golden Hamster (Mesocricetus auratus). There are 4 basic types: Syrian, Russian Dwarf, Chinese and Roborovski hamsters


The wild golden hamster (Mesocricetus auratus) is a very rare animal that is found in only a few places in the Middle East such as Syria..The Golden Hamster is listed by the International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN) as 'Vulnerable' Shocked


The A2K Golden Hamster, Penny, celebrates her birthday today and multitudes of well wishes are being sent from around the world for this very special occasion and for our well travelled furry friend.

Happy Birthday Penny from the hamsters of A2K


http://www.birthday-parties-for-kids.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/1851616_f520.jpg

and a special birthday cake for Penny - stuff yer cheeks baby girl!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41fvQtcFmtL.jpg

make a wish Wink

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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 06:31 am
Let's revive this thread:

Love story
Quote:
Here is an amazing love story . Read on..!He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home.... suddenly he asked the waiter. "would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee." Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously; why you have this hobby? He replied: "when I was a little boy, I was living near the sea, I like playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there". While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story. They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee! Then the story was just like every beautiful love story , the princess married to the prince, then they were living the happy life... And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee e, as she knew that's the way he liked it. After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: "My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I said to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead.I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything.. Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.. But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life,even though I have to drink the salty coffee again". Her tears made the letter totally wet.Someday, someone asked her: what's the taste of salty coffee?It's sweet. She replied.Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive, not 2 c but 2 understand, not 2 hear but 2 listen, not 2 let go but 2 HOLD ON !!!! Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they love. Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot. Who calls you back when you hang up on him. Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Who holds your hand in front of his friends.Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."
wandeljw
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 08:06 am
@Francis,
Many thanks for reviving the thread, Francis.

Who is the author of the story? It is very affecting.
Francis
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 08:11 am
@wandeljw,
No known author.

Posted by Anonymous.

I found this story on a blog sometime ago and saved it..
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Diane
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 09:01 am
@Francis,
Hi Francis. You found the perfect story to bring new life to this thread.

Thank you, dear friend.
jespah
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 09:10 am
@Diane,
Oh that's a sweet tale. Smile
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 09:29 am
Perfect, after all the sad news we've had these past weeks. We need some warmth around our hearts. Leave it to Francis*, to provide that for us!

*Now Tryagain will show up shortly to top his competitor
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 09:48 am
Quote:
.....who calls you beautiful instead of hot. Who calls you back when you hang up on him. Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Who holds your hand in front of his friends.


I actually do that. All of it.
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