Today’'s breaking news stories…

Luckily RP was appointed Jespah's agent and has no time to be jealous. Media requests pouring in from both sides of the Atlantic.

Many blame R.P. for the fact that Jespah is NOT:

With child/ knocked up/ expecting a sprog/ in the family way/ in waiting/ bagel in the oven/ in the pudding club/ eating for two/ preggers/ about to drop/ up the duff/ wearing her apron high/ Expecting.

T.R.Yagain self elected President of the A2K gun club volunteered his services for live round fire - cause he don’t fire no blanks!

Wandel continues to conceal his Achilles heal from his old adversary, until he came up with, “The breasts go first, and then the waist and then the butt. Nobody ever tells you that you get a butt when you get pregnant.”
…True words indeed.

News is

Blue is back!

YAY!

but but but.....

will he away
will he stay
off he goes
who knows?

Obviously it's furlough time at the prison again. T.R.Again, national riffle
proponent and self appointed president thereof, will enter the probational
stage of his sentence very soon. wandel has begged...aeh... volunteered for
the difficult task of being T.R. Again's probation officer for the next 6 months.

Probation would have been much easier for Tryagain if he had recognized me as the true author of this thread.

Quarreling about the logistics is between you and the parolee, wandel.

Really, I'd've thought that was settled by now.

PS RP accepting all press inquiries ...

Setting up a fan page and ordering pictures for autographs done already?

Tomorrow, maybe. Today I need to pay the mortgage.

UTTER

UBER

u magazine

Very Happy Week For Jespah: Trans-Atlantic TV Appearance; Boston Celtics Dominate Chicago Bulls

Wandel, you're a sweetheart. Perhaps I will use my new-found status to determine the authorship of this thread. Hmm.

x-tremely interested to see what tryagain has to say about the previous statement. Will he re-appear with all guns blazing?

Yikes - a little competition going on with the Breaking News Editorial Staff. Ha - all guns blazing - the guy's a pussycat! Oops - there's another reuptation ruined

British correspondent looking forward taking the pics of the Head Health Hamster v TRYagain v Special Agent Photo Shoot to be held on the deck - bathers, dinner jackets and ballgowns and.... boa feathers will be supplied!


Could be Spiced-itorial Girls reinvented versus Spicy Boys.
Jes, CJ, Slippy, Mis and Iz versus TRYagain, Special Agent, BEAgle, Msr F and Gus (Special Agent may need to find the Swamp Dweller too)

mmmmmmmmmmmm..... sounds good!

Who knew!

Zero posts from Gus in the last several days. Izzie and Special Agent would love to see Gus come back.

Ah yes - where is our Gus Geezer???? Draining the swamp to count his crocs! Now you have a second mission Special Agent Wandel!

Boys vs. Girls? I am so there.

City of London visited by Devonian British Correspondent

"ooooh" and "aaaah"

http://www.proud.co.uk/exhibition-Audrey-and-Marilyn_30.aspx

<so excited>


<waves to Queen>

Devonian British Correspondent loose in London, will she show up in a Soho bar or Chelsea flower market?

Ending another day................. nitey nite A2Kwakers. xxxxxxxxxx