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dammit double post - (I know thatsnot alphabetical - done it before and I'll do it again)

p's next

p.....


yep.... oh.... dear.................. Mis.... you just know someone will say something about you having to go p now!

Perhaps I will go make "T" next - will make you one too Dixie!

Quality control expert advises Mismi and Izzie to take a tea break before posting again.

Risk to Health & Satefy of All A2K Male Models and MEMBERS...... when discussing "boyzilion"


(oh............ time for bed methinks)

Nite Special Agent - had some fun round here tonite. Nice to have a bit of humour on the threads a?

Hugs jw. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

So nice to join Izzie on a fun thread!

Tryagain completely bamboozled by mismi and izzie, two foxy ladies if I may say so. Agent wandel a warning stay at their right side or they gobble you up like there is no tomorrow.

Understandably, I have returned to confusion

Versal (ornamental letter at beginning of section) for our volable* verbomaniac TRYagain who has an erratic case of logorrhea [log-uh-RI-uh or log-errrr-ear-huh!]







Burning question of the day: Getting the Best Centrefold - just how important is it?

<warning to those who are easily disturbed at seeing the lotus position and 6 , yes 6, yes 6 centrefolds>

click here

Centrefolds are truly stunning!



Live, laugh….. Oooo…. What was it…errrrrrrr……. Oh yeah!



*volable - The Prontistery (n a thinking-place [Gr phrontisterion from phrontistes a thinker, from phroneein to think]

turn it inside out - whaddya got.... lovable!

Well, Prontistery makes me think of Prothonotary. Accent is on the 2nd syllable and sounds verra weird.

X-ASS-PERATED!

where did my “ ’aitch ” go in Phrontistery…. Huh huh huh…??????



The word prothonotary is recorded in English since 1447, as "principal clerk of a court," from L.L. prothonotarius (c.400), from Greek protonotarios "first scribe," originally the chief of the college of recorders of the court of the Byzantine empire, from Greek πρῶτος protos "first" + Latin notarius (compare notary); the -h- appeared in Medieval Latin.

NOTED!


In British Correspondent language….. It’s all about the boids…..

The Prothonotary Warbler (Protonotaria citrea) is a small songbird of the New World warbler family. It is the only member of the genus Protonotaria.
The Prothonotary Warbler is 13 cm long and weighs 12.5 g. It has an olive back with blue-grey wings and tail, yellow underparts, a relatively long pointed bill and black legs. The adult male has a bright orange-yellow head; females and immature birds are duller and have a yellow head.





Definitions of warbler

n. - One who, or that which, warbles; a singer; a songster; -- applied chiefly to birds. 2
n. - Any one of numerous species of small Old World singing birds belonging to the family Sylviidae, many of which are noted songsters. The bluethroat, blackcap, reed warbler (see under Reed), and sedge warbler (see under Sedge) are well-known species. 2
n. - Any one of numerous species of small, often bright colored, American singing birds of the family or subfamily Mniotiltidae, or Sylvicolinae. They are allied to the Old World warblers, but most of them are not particularly musical

Lalalalalalalllalalalllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalalalallalalalalalalaalalla British Boid Warbler!

Yellow warblers! Verra lovely, but do they take steno for the court?

Zomething tells me, they might just do.



PENGUIN ON THE STAND!!!!!!!!!!!! :SHOCK:

Must be a jail bird a?

A2K Group of Pluckers




I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son
I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.

Me husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man
I try to understand him and I help him all I can,
But sometimes in an evening I feel a trifle dim
All alone, I'm plucking pheasants, when I'd rather pluck with him.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate
I'm only plucking pheasants 'cos the pheasant plucker's late !

I'm not good at plucking pheasants, at pheasant plucking I get stuck
Though some pheasants find it pleasant I'd rather pluck a duck.
Oh plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with ease
But pheasant plucking's torture because they haven't any grease.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, he has gone out on the tiles
He only plucked one pheasant and I'm sitting here with piles !

You have to pluck them fresh, if it’s fresh they’re not unpleasant,
I knew a man in Dunstable who could pluck a frozen pheasant.
They say the village constable had pheasant plucking sessions
With the vicar on a Sunday ‘tween the first and second lessons.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mum
I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker's come.

My good friend Godfrey is most adept, he's really got the knack
He likes to have a pheasant plucked before he hits the sack.
I like to give a helping hand, I gather up the feathers,
It's really all our pheasant plucking keeps us pair together.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's friend
I'm only plucking pheasants as a means unto an end !

My husband's in the forest always banging with his gun
If he could hear me half the time I'm sure that he would run,
For there's fluff in all my crannies, there's feathers up my nose
And I'm itching in the kitchen from my head down to my toes.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's wife
And when we pluck together it's a pheasant plucking life !





Who knew!!

just look like colourful peasants to me but I'm a new mexican.

Basic alphabetical instructions available to all. Inquire within.

Cultured jespah knows her abc and doesn't miss a trick you guys.

Dutchy; A2K’s most prodigious poster faces ban after suggesting that A2K favorite Jespah was grown in a Lab and turns tricks in the night!

“Cultured jespah knows her abc and doesn't miss a trick you guys.”

Outraged and as yet unconvicted banker T.R.Yagain calls for the harshest penalty possible "

Libertarian social reformer Wandel calls for mediation and post-modernity as teaching Dyslexia alphabetical exactitude may be deemed cruel and unusual punishment under the Geneva Convention.

Rainsoft Water Softeners and Conditioners pages 76 >143…

Ever wonder how we can pay for the servers?

F F F F F Flipping Heck - A2K has "servers" too...

Are You Being Served!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Are_You_Being_Served
The show spawned the catch phrase "Are you free?" must listen...



WHO'S FREE?

Good post by dyslexia. We should recruit him as a journalist.