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mismi
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 02:39 pm
@Izzie,
Zipping the linen cloths - detaching hair from skin ...and maybe a little skin too...really though - not so bad after a couple of visits....and ALL that baby smooth skin...surely worth it. Stay still Try.
Izzie
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 02:47 pm
@mismi,
AAAAaaaah NO.... ( It's Tuesday!)



It is common for a client to get aroused when a therapist is working on the client, particularly if the client is nervous. The key is not to worry as therapists are used to this occurring and consider it a natural event. Often the sensation tends to subside throughout the treatment.

Nervous TRYagain is said to be in the crouch position saying "there 'aint nothing sweet about this".


Meanwhile, MsrF is whispering sweet nothings to Missy.



mismi
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 02:55 pm
@Izzie,
By the by - who is MsrF?

Can't imagine they would be aroused long once I rip the strip. Very Happy
Izzie
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 02:57 pm
@mismi,
Crikey...... Msr.F.... our French correspondent..... Monsieur Francis! Ear Of The Year! Very Happy
mismi
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 03:01 pm
@Izzie,
D'oh - sorry - should have known by the Msr....
- I can't imagine him doing that though Iz -
Izzie
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 03:23 pm
@mismi,
Entertainment Purposes Only

Entertainment is an activity designed to give people pleasure or relaxation. An audience may participate in the entertainment passively as in watching opera or a movie, or actively as in games.[1]

Entertainment has been around almost since the beginning of human time, when early humans started painting in caves.The playing of sports and reading of literature are usually included in entertainment, but these are often called recreation....


definitely no procreation Wink



TRYagain commences art classes at Nourlangie Rock (also called Burrunggui)

Msr.F. commences reading "Ulysses" by James Joyce

British Correspondent takes up the two step whilst playing the Joanna

http://icking-music-archive.org/scores/joplin/the-entertainer.png
jespah
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 03:25 pm
@mismi,
Foghat music plays in the background during the male waxing. It's said to relax the participants.
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 03:27 pm
Good grief! Flip the bird: this is the third try: Enduring Xanthospermous sufferers should remember…And God said, "Let the earth put forth vegetation, plants yielding seed, and fruit trees ... and multiply and fill the waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on the earth. ...

Doubt was cast on the decision of T.R.Yagain in linking the popularity of this thread to the Dow as it dropped two points last night! The finger of blame was pointed at baby eating Republicans and rednecks who wear unbuttoned shirts and sneakers…but seem unable to wear both at the same time.

Hirsute Tryagain " still in hiding!

Next week raises expectations of the swim suit edition featuring a smooth CalamityJane, with a centerfold of Missy resplendent with ankle chain " Advance booking recommended to avoid disappointment.
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mismi
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 03:30 pm
@Izzie,
Fear not - had no notions of procreation! Recreation and procreation I suppose can be different...depends Wink

I can play the Entertainer Iz...

However I remain - the tweezer pullerer.
Tryagain
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 03:37 pm
Help available for the alphabetically challenged in the new A2k medical facility!
Izzie
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 03:40 pm
@mismi,
I am absolutely laughing my sox off here.... imagining the blue fella trying to post why we all are having a yabber on his thread. Sheesh - he won't need a wax - he's been pulling his hair out. haahahahhahahahaah

Good golly - we could do a duet Missy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How happy would that be. FQsis plays it in Eminor or some such minor.... I play it in C - so much easier!!!!
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mismi
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 03:40 pm
@Tryagain,
I didn't see the other posts. Embarrassed

C - no sharps or flats...gotta love that.
Izzie
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 03:46 pm
@mismi,
Just the same..... I do a whole heap better on the ivories rather than the ebonies! Like a bit of an F sharp tho! Always better than a G-flat! Razz
mismi
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 03:57 pm
@Izzie,
Keeping that ankle bracelet on for Tryagain's foot fettish.
Izzie
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 04:02 pm
@mismi,
Look Out -

Foot fetishism, foot partialism, foot worship, or podophilia is a pronounced sexual interest in feet

Freud considered foot binding as a form of fetishism.[3] For a foot fetishist, points of attraction include the shape and size of the foot and toes (i.e., long toes, short toes, pointed toes, high arches, slender soles, fat toes, long toenails, short toenails, small feet, toenail color), jewelry, toe rings, ankle bracelets, treatments e.g.: french pedicure, state of dress (i.e., barefoot, flip flops, or clad in socks or nylons), odor, and any form of sensory interaction, e.g. tickling, people giving foot jobs
Shocked

Best foot forward Mis Wink get yer flip flops!

MsrF requires a pedicure.

TRYagain requires a cure!
mismi
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 04:05 pm
@Izzie,
Quote:
odor
odor????? hack, hack,

mmmm - that's gross.
Izzie
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 04:08 pm
@mismi,
Minor adjustment to alphabet!


Nasty a? eeeeeuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! can you imagine.... oh no no no!
wandeljw
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 04:11 pm
@Izzie,
No coup required. Tryagain overwhelmed by chaos created by Mismi and Izzie.
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Izzie
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 04:11 pm
@Izzie,
OK....




(meltdown on thread

Error
Topic not found

as Special Agents post disappears...............)Shocked






edit: and reappears.....

bit like that TRYagain!!!!!
mismi
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 04:13 pm
@Izzie,
Overwhelmed my arse...he's just doing what he does best. Wink Wandel you should have your coup is you want to.
 

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