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Tryagain
 
  1  
Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2009 12:03 pm
Feelings ran high at the A2K editorial meeting held at The Boston Park Plaza Hotel & Towers 50 Park Plaza at Arlington Street, Boston, Ma, after Wandel’s motion was narrowly defeated when it was learned that Dyslexia don’t got no working AC unit in his automobile!

Seizing the moment T.R.Yagain denounced Wandel a sycophant, with an undertone that these actions are executed at the cost of his own personal pride, principles, and peer respect and in such an obsequious manner.

Calamity-Jane denied calling the cops after T.R.Yagain requested large donations to save kitty from the sack!

Jespah was asked to rule on a point of law; but couldn’t find a tape "
wandeljw
 
  1  
Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2009 12:18 pm
@Tryagain,
Heavens! Now Tryagain has forgotten his ABC's. (F does not follow G; F comes before G.)
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Tryagain
 
  1  
Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2009 01:21 pm
Independent expert diagnoses Tryagain is suffering from a rare case of Dyslexia "
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sat 28 Mar, 2009 01:04 am
@Tryagain,
Jeez Jespah and others, agent wandel jokingly jinxed jackal 'tryagain' in believing he suffers from amnesia. Will our lead writer stage another comeback?
solipsister
 
  1  
Reply Sat 28 Mar, 2009 03:01 am
@Dutchy,
KNISMESIS UP

Risible and visible

Fortune Magazine

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jespah
 
  1  
Reply Sat 28 Mar, 2009 08:12 am
Lemme find my tape
Izzie
 
  1  
Reply Sat 28 Mar, 2009 02:39 pm
@jespah,
MEASUREMENTS a Jes? mmmmmmmmmmm...... Saturday nite, izzn't it? Wink
Izzie
 
  1  
Reply Sat 28 Mar, 2009 03:06 pm
@Izzie,
NISHIKI

Measuring Yourself

The procedure is as follows:

Stand in an upright position, without shoes, on a hard floor, and with your feet about 25cm (10") apart.

Place the spine of a book about 1.5 inches (3.5cm) wide between your legs firmly, but without causing pain. Shocked

The measure is then taken vertically from floor to the edge of the book.

Try (Razz) to obtain accuracy to within .5 cm, but definitely within 1 cm.

Calculation:

Take 2/3rds of your inside leg measurement (multiply your measurement by .66)



ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET, GO…





















Terra Ferma








Wha……….. In order to make effective use of your fitness and to be comfortable on your bike - that’s how you measure your inside leg!!!!!!!!!!!!! Really - what were you thinking! Puh-lease!


http://www.terrafermacycles.com/fit/measuring.htm








<pass the tape measure> Wink
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Sat 28 Mar, 2009 06:10 pm
@Izzie,
Oh I want to ride my bicycle
I like to ride it when I like
Izzie
 
  2  
Reply Sat 28 Mar, 2009 07:01 pm
@jespah,
Pointing hand to the One….

One O’clock - British Summer Time


Time

Time is a component of the measuring system used to sequence events, to compare the durations of events and the intervals between them, and to quantify the motions of objects.


“The Moving Finger writes: and, having writ,
Moves on, nor all thy Pity nor Wit,
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all the Tears wash out a Word of it“. … Omar Khayyám

British Summer Time or BST is the civil time during the summer months in the United Kingdom during which the clocks are advanced from Greenwich mean time by one hour.

It was first established by the Summer Time Act of 1916, was amended by subsequent acts and is now defined by the Summer Time Order of 2002 which laid down that it would be

...the period beginning at one o'clock, Greenwich mean time, in the morning of the last Sunday in March and ending at one o'clock, Greenwich mean time, in the morning of the last Sunday in October.
"The Summer Time Order 2002[1]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnytX6SoO3g[/youtube]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time





Ptahhotep (c. 2650"2600 BC), who said: "Do not lessen the time of following desire, for the wasting of time is an abomination to the spirit."



Always take the time to let those whom you love, know they are loved and cherished. You may not get the opportunity to do so again.

PaPaBabbling doing grand - fight for life continues and strengthens.

Time for me to say love y’all and may all your hopes and dreams come true…. just because.

BELATED BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR THE “R.P.” FELLA! Hoping youze two had a great evening lovelies. Razz





http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w232/townebilliards/Holidays/Birthday/BelatedBirthdayCake300.jpg








jespah
 
  1  
Reply Sun 29 Mar, 2009 08:51 am
@Izzie,
Quite sweet of you to remember; I'll tell the lad. Smile
wandeljw
 
  1  
Reply Sun 29 Mar, 2009 09:45 am
@jespah,
RP is a great guy. Belated Happy Birthday from me, also.
Region Philbis
 
  1  
Reply Sun 29 Mar, 2009 03:40 pm
@wandeljw,
Mr. Green

thanx Izzie, jes & wandel!



(i knew the cat was outta the bag as soon as i joined facebook...)
CalamityJane
 
  1  
Reply Sun 29 Mar, 2009 05:24 pm
@Region Philbis,
Special birthday greetings from the west coast as well. There are a lot of
March babies out there....
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Sun 29 Mar, 2009 05:35 pm
@CalamityJane,
To mention -- RP is so sweet -- making dinner tonight (he makes verra good pizza)
Region Philbis
 
  1  
Reply Mon 30 Mar, 2009 04:46 am
@CalamityJane,

thanx C.Jane!
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Region Philbis
 
  1  
Reply Mon 30 Mar, 2009 04:48 am
@jespah,
jes wrote:
To mention -- RP is so sweet -- making dinner tonight (he makes verra good pizza)
Embarrassed



full disclosure --
the pizza was from weeks ago.. all i did was take it outta the freezer...
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CalamityJane
 
  2  
Reply Mon 30 Mar, 2009 08:44 am
Undeniable a good gem when a man knows how to cook, and he's quite nice
and pleasant on top of it. Then again, so is jespah!
jespah
 
  2  
Reply Mon 30 Mar, 2009 08:53 am
@CalamityJane,
Verra sweet of you to say so.

Yes, it was leftover pizza but the dude made it originally.
Izzie
 
  1  
Reply Wed 1 Apr, 2009 02:30 pm
@jespah,
WOW - A2K Aprils Fools 'R Us! Razz
 

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