@CalamityJane,
EEEEEEEEEE bah gum..... jober as a sudge - NO LONGER PLASTERED!!!!!!!! WOOHOOOOOOO!
@Izzie,
Finally good news about the Brookemeistress's Dad.
@jespah,
Golly Miss Molly, it was about time to hear some good news. The entire news
team is elated and celebrating.
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Feeling happy was a charge denied by Snow White; the prosecution was expected to call six mystery restricted growth witnesses "
Goldilocks AKA Wandel missed his chance to drink from the golden chalice when he went for his annual checkup, and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted.
"I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, and then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."
The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear, and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" The doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, Wandel replied "No."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed Wandel. "Someone else must have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor!
Irony is a metaphoric tool to put on someone else the misdeeds one is faulty of...
Kind of a computer virus that only strikes selectively.
@CalamityJane,
Lordy be
J J J J J J.....O jw...
Jannock joculator author has a jaculation with a jambiya at missing J.
Jes jeofails whilst the BEAgle no doubt will have a jeremiad on his return about alphabetically challenged jesting thread.
Jolly hockey sticks!
@Izzie,
My sincerest apologies to "J" - such a nice letter! My excuse is the early morning hour and not enough sleep - sleepover of pre-teens (enough said).
@CalamityJane,
Narcohypnia - necessity of sleep..........oooooooooooooh KNOW THE FEELING GIRL!
nomographer thread author was having a nanization earlier - who knew!
Perchance: Hell Is for Heroes (1962)Directed by Don Siegel - Oh, you mean ‘L’
Look; ‘Faulty’ is guilty as charged " lack of sleep blamed on new ‘Hot Yoga’ craze as A2K turns up the temperature and proclaims ‘Naked Yoga’ the second coming!
@Tryagain,
Question: if you do naked yoga, does the lotus position crowd any, er, unmentionables?
@jespah,
Really - the King Dancer pose puts it all out there...and not that difficult.
Standing athwart the tide of history…
“And so, it has come to this.”
Those were the words with which Johnny Carson started to wrap up his last Tonight Show, and they work for me, too.
As a writer, it should be easy for me to find the words, fitting words which suit the situation, but I have to tell you, after years and countless thousands of words, it’s still not easy.
Somebody said, very graciously, that he now knows how people felt when Wandel failed in his Coup de grâce . While that’s all very flattering, I am not fit to fill Wandel’s pen, let alone be an heir to his astonishing legacy of thoughtful, philosophical and intellectual discourse. And I suspect that my writings will fade into obscurity, with only occasional memories thereof that might linger in the consciousness of a small few.
‘The Bonnie Blue Flag’, also known as "We Are a Band of Brothers", is an 1861 marching song associated with the Confederate States of America.
We are a band of brothers and native to the soil
Fighting for our Liberty, with treasure, blood and toil
And when our rights were threatened, the cry rose near and far
Hurrah for the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star!
Chorus:
Hurrah! Hurrah!
For Southern rights, hurrah!
Hurrah for the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star.
2. As long as the Union was faithful to her trust
Like friends and like brethren, kind were we, and just
But now, when Northern treachery attempts our rights to mar
We hoist on high the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star.
3. First gallant South Carolina nobly made the stand
Then came Alabama and took her by the hand
Next, quickly Mississippi, Georgia, and Florida
All raised on high the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star.
4. Ye men of valor gather round the banner of the right
Texas and fair Louisiana join us in the fight
Davis, our loved President, and Stephens statesmen rare
Now rally round the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star.
5. Now here's to brave Virginia, the old Dominion State,
With the young Confederacy at last has sealed her fate,
And spurred by her example, now other states prepare
To hoist high the bonnie blue flag that bears a single star.
6. Then cheer, boys, cheer, raise a joyous shout
For Arkansas and North Carolina now have both gone out,
And let another rousing cheer for Tennessee be given,
The single star of the Bonnie Blue Flag has grown to be eleven.
7. Then here's to our Confederacy, strong we are and brave,
Like patriots of old we'll fight, our heritage to save;
And rather than submit to shame, to die we would prefer,
So cheer for the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star.
The A2K offer of a free Brazilian Bikini Wax has been withdrawn after the landfill site was closed.
@Tryagain,
Tryagain's mixed praise was crafted to deceive Wandel into making another coup attempt.
Unexcused absences followed by word tsunamis: our editor in chief must be
in an identity crisis, or was it a midlife? You go ahead with your coup, wandel!!
@CalamityJane,
Quote:The A2K offer of a free Brazilian Bikini Wax has been withdrawn after the landfill site was closed.
Very rude you are Tryagain. Fortunately your words do not bother me...I know the truth.
@mismi,
Waxing For Men
Male waxing is popular in the A2K body building and male modelling community. There are several types of wax suitable for hair removal.
Waxing is accomplished by spreading a wax combination thinly over the skin. A cloth or paper strip is then pressed on the top and ripped off with a quick movement against the direction of hair growth. This removes the wax along with the hair and dead skin cells, leaving the skin smooth. Home waxing kits have become increasingly popular over the years.
TRYagain..... aka A2K Public Big and Brave BigFoot with Hairy Palms signs up immediately for waxathon. Men with BigFeet have...... BigShooz.
Ms.Alabama seeking further employment as A2Kwax therapist. One hair... by one hair... by one hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Izzie,
x-actly as it should be - tweezers do a great job of removing hair - though may cause substantial discomfort - for a much longer period of time. Could be very cathartic for the "wax therapist".
@mismi,
Yowzer! Breaking News... or Breaking Into A Cold Sweat
A brazilian wax for men (or boyzilian)? For the smooth sensation and the extra optical inch!
Therapists will do their best to keep your modesty during the treatment. Generally, you will not need to get into strange positions throughout the brazilian wax. However, you may be asked to get on your hands or knees to allow the therapist better access to certain areas.
TRYagain is heard to be on all fours.... "Mercy Missy, Mercy"
Paris Correspondent Msr.F. to sign up next as Male Model Ear of the Year. All that can be heard is "Merci Missy Merci"!
