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Izzie
 
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Reply Wed 11 Mar, 2009 06:23 pm
@Dutchy,
Legal BEAgle being beaky... cheeky! He's got his pecker in a pickle pepper pickle pampered pecking peeky cheeky beaky!
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revel
 
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Reply Thu 12 Mar, 2009 06:23 am
@jespah,
Embarrassed

trying to back out quietly never to be heard from again..
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 12 Mar, 2009 09:07 am
@revel,
Maybe you should join us instead, revel. We're a bunch of looney "reporters"
who report either humorous a2k news, or just stuff we make up as we go along,
(all in alphabetical order). Beware of special agent wandel though, he's iffy around male competition.
wandeljw
 
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Reply Thu 12 Mar, 2009 09:11 am
@CalamityJane,
News spoofs are what we do, revel. The first letter of your post must follow alphabetically from the first letter of the last person's post (Tryagain's rule). We also talk a lot of A2K gossip.
Izzie
 
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Reply Thu 12 Mar, 2009 10:16 am
@wandeljw,
Oh My Giddy Aunt!

British correspondent reporting straight from Looney Toons



aye aye - could never hold a toon!

http://images.wikia.com/yugioh/images/6/6a/Blue-EyesToonDragonMRL-EN-ScR.jpg

wandeljw
 
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Reply Thu 12 Mar, 2009 10:44 am
@Izzie,
Played that card game with my sons when they were younger, Izzie.
Tai Chi
 
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Reply Thu 12 Mar, 2009 01:10 pm
@wandeljw,
"Questioned by Reporters, Dutchy Denies Wrestling a Kangaroo in his Underwear"

(and why it was wearing his underwear we'll never know)
Izzie
 
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Reply Sun 15 Mar, 2009 04:48 am
@Tai Chi,
Racing Down Under, Special Agent Wandel sought out the mysterious Furry Beast In the Underpants - when he caught up with the 'Roo", pat down was in order.

Close...so close - cheeky Joey in the pouch was heard to say "How You Doin' ?jw", as TRYagain bounced out and headed into the bush! Razz

http://images.costumesgalore.net/adult_kangaroo_costume.jpg

Special Agent Wandel is said to be hopping mad and is off to have 'roo't around!
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 15 Mar, 2009 06:05 am
Specially trained kangaroo agents report that wandel might have a chance to become this thread's author.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 15 Mar, 2009 06:19 am
@jespah,
Tryagain won't take this lying down, he's hopping mad already.
Izzie
 
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Reply Sun 15 Mar, 2009 06:39 am
@Dutchy,
UH OH.... Wandel In Shining H'armour... he WISH!

Author must return soonest to prevent a coup... coo ca choo! Bless you!

wandeljw
 
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Reply Sun 15 Mar, 2009 06:56 am
@Izzie,
Verification of Tryagain's latest misadventure is being brought to the attention of Jespah and others among the A2K elite. Wandel expects victory in his newest coup attempt.
jespah
 
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Reply Sun 15 Mar, 2009 07:44 am
@wandeljw,
Wandel discusses his coup attempt openly, thereby losing the element of surprise
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 15 Mar, 2009 10:44 am
@jespah,
'xitement overtakes wandel's motives. He's hallucinating about an a2k elite.
Now who are they again?
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 15 Mar, 2009 02:51 pm
@CalamityJane,
Yellow journalism attributed to reporter wandel after rattling C/J by mentioning an a2k elite.
wandeljw
 
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Reply Sun 15 Mar, 2009 07:10 pm
@Dutchy,
Zero credibility for Wandel. Greediness has compromised his journalism. Wandel retreats again from attempted power grab.
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Mon 16 Mar, 2009 04:27 pm
@wandeljw,
Attempted power grab thwarted but not forgotten
Izzie
 
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Reply Mon 16 Mar, 2009 06:03 pm
@jespah,
Blimey O'Reilly

“ANY DIPSTICK A STAR”

“PART SADISTIC YANK”

“ADAPT RISKY ANTICS”

“SATANIC PARTY KIDS”

“DARN IT, A TIPSY SACK”

Or on this festive occasion …. "SAINT PATRICK'S DAY" 

Special Agent Wandel in shock as FBI takes on a new twist in the investigation.

Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He's Dublin over with laughter!



http://www.attitudecheckonline.com/images/products/thumb/A5518Flg.1.jpg





Lá Fhéile Pádraig - have a great one!
http://www.funmunch.com/events/patricks/st_patricks_day_graphics/st_patricks_day_animated_gifs/st_patricks_day_animated_gif_1.gif


jespah
 
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Reply Tue 17 Mar, 2009 03:30 am
@Izzie,
Call me Irish, I'm dyein' the matzoh balls green
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 17 Mar, 2009 09:10 am
Dublin here we come! Irish eyes are smiling - mine are green actually.
Our reporter in Darkey, which is a small suburb of Dublin, just sent us an interesting update: he indeed has spotted our editor in charge, Tryagain,
at the "Dungeon Tavern" ordering his third Guinness.
 

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