Today’'s breaking news stories…

Rephrase that jespah: who is Alabama not in war with?

The search for Tryagain continues, however, older a2k members might remember his highly proclaimed thread about NOT paying taxes. Perhaps
the IRS has gotten hold of his whereabouts and is squeezing him dry as a lemon.

Squeezing the blue balls of wool, TRYagain was believed to have a knitted brow. Wandel is needled while Bethie spins a yarn.




Gin and Tonic with some lemon please!

Tryagain reported missing after solo flight in experimental airplane. Search continues with greater urgency.

Undeniably, Global Flya Tryagain, sponsored by Virgin (oh my... are we back there again! so low so low) was last seen headed over Alabama looking for his mobile. His cockpit was known to be cramped but TRYagain is thought to enjoy flying solo.

Virgin? Not here.

Well, let's say "maiden voyage" instead. Radars in Mobile, Alabama are picking
up signals of Tryagain and his wings. Apparently he's aiming for missmi's house.

X-tra precaution recommended for mismi and her family.

"Yippee-Ki-Yay"........... TRYagain hollers. The Last Boy Scout is comin' in to land...


Live Free or Die Hard

Zoroastrianism; is the Word of the Day!

OMG Revel, for your post alphabetical decorum is set asunder; for your age you have so much leverage round here. How happy is it I am to see you so I am.

A million helpless children abused is a statistic, one child’s suffering is a tragedy and a disgrace that such obscene behavior is still so prevalent in society.

I for one do not support the supposed liberal media bias theory, but I have known a republican banker to be abusive.

They seek Try here, they seek him there, they seek that hobo " well, not everywhere. As soon as I knew Agent Wandel was on the case; I knew I was forever condemned to live in the Police pound as my trailer had been impounded due to a financial liquidity outage over a parking ticket. Winnebago owners are revolting!

Gotta fly; Crispy Grits with Sweet-and-Sour Beets and Mushrooms is a calling me!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha - HE'S BACK! Yippee Ki Yay!

Baiting special agents with his sporadic appearances will eventually lead to Tryagain's capture and imprisonment.

Crispy Grits with Sweet-and-Sour Beets and Mushrooms? Is prison food that
bad?

Down in the DUNG-eon , an eon has past...

We gotta break out our Blueboy, who's needed on a mast!

Let's rally the troops and all the knitting groups

It's time the BLUE had Jes's chicken delicious soups!

so come along chaps, what are we doing?

let's gather the team and quit faffing and phooing

I called upon help and the Blue Team is here

So gather the Pokies and lets get Blue CLEAR!

Who knows, when he returns, he may smell all sweet

Of Jasmine and Lilies, Orchids .....tho course, he may bleat!

Nah............ course he would not

The guys used to the PLOT

He may come back shortly and know ''t'will be sweet

Coz the Blue Boys a TWONK and a mate here to greet!



We have Special Agents Newly Out Of Quantico headed up by the One and Truly Agent Extraordinare -SAWjw.... WANDEL.JUST.WANDEL. (Osborne is on a cake baking course)





Pack up.... readly to leave - let seek out the BLUE - we have work to do.

He needs a hug dammit!





TRYagain snickers... I SAWjw coming!...

Editor For Music puts on BREAK OUT.... oh WOW........ he looks good in PINK!

For once, I think the pink is kinda fetching, but then again I'm a terrier.

Good golly Miss Molly…
It's good news week,
Someone's dropped a bomb somewhere,
Contaminating atmosphere
And blackening the sky,
It's good news week,
Someone’s found a way to give,
The rotting dead a will to live,
Go on and never die.

Have you heard the news?
What did it say?
Who's won that race?
What's the weather like today?

All this and more you will not find…Although another possibility is that some of the respondents are lying. Some women have a strong desire to conform to societal norms and so may express more extreme religiosity than they really feel.

Of course, the same effect would probably exist among male respondents, including Wandel; although possibly not to the same extent. This may be due to the fact he can walk on water; especially if the grass is damp.

Meanwhile, Calamity-Jane denies her conjugal prison visit was as fulfilling as hoped " “I knew he liked boids” She said, but I had no idea he possessed a little pecker!

Rumors that T.R.Yagain could swat a skeeter (that’s a mosskeeter for our Yankee readers) on his horse with his tongue remain inconclusive; but they don’t call him the Chameleon for nothing!

Pink tutu sales set to rise after endorsement from Boston mega star Jespah; “They are made of layers of net so they stand out from the body”. Well, this reporters was handmade in the army; as it is standing to attention!

How does he do it, folks? And is anything worn under the tutu?

Imagine commando, Jes.






or not!

Just for the record: this reporter has a selective memory and conjugal visits
aren't allowed in the state of Alabama. Upon researching the customs of said
state, I came upon these important prohibitions:

"It's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage."
looks like Tryagain is definitely guilty here

Following law is only enforced in parts of Alabama - why, one never knows:
"No female wearing a nightgown can be taken for a flight on a private plane."

Keen as mustard C/J tries to camouflage her conjugal visits with legal mumbo jumbo. Tryagain certainly stirred the natives.