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Tryagain
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 06:25 am
Ground forces dragged intoTim Hortons and the Canadian military controversy!

Tim Hortons opens new Kandahar location in a 40 foot trailer - Intrepid denies Canadian Federal government subsidies the operation of the Kandahar outlet by the order of 4-5 million CDN per year

Wandel points out the apostrophe in Hortons was removed over a decade ago, but admits coffee tastes like gloop!
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 09:00 am
Hortons Coffee Blamed For Tension Between Canadian And U.S. A2Kers
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 09:05 am
Insufficient Evidence Cited in Coffee Dispute - Canadian Cups Too Small
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 09:42 am
Justice! We Won't Justice! Was The Cry From The Southern Plantation Owners Cattleman's Association support Ron Paul for 2008 campaign HQ - When They Heard The News And Assumed All North Of The Mason-Dixon Line To Be Foreign!
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 05:13 pm
Kissing bandit reported on the loose, armed with a steady supply of mistletoe and Chapstick. Authorities baffled!
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 05:38 pm
Lover boy struck out again, kissing several women at the gas station.
One woman scuffled him to the ground and ripped his mistletoe to
pieces and confiscated the chapstick for DNA purposes.
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 05:58 pm
Mango Chapstick undergoing extensive DNA testing at secret underground A2K labs
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 07:54 pm
New evidence link the kissing bandit to kickycan aka Luigi Bordello.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 08:16 pm
Ontario kissing bandit seen entering Tim Hortons to order an extra large ice cap. Reports are that they only heard the name Trep being bandied about. Investigations continue.
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 7 Dec, 2007 04:54 am
Probable cause for arrest in kissing bandit case eludes police, though partners do share a mug of Tim Horton's while thinking about it
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Doowop
 
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Reply Fri 7 Dec, 2007 05:52 am
Thoroughly confused Englishman wonders who the hell Tim Horton is.
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 7 Dec, 2007 06:04 am
Questionning French minds want to know:

- Is the English alphabet the same as ours?

- Who the heck is Tim Horton?
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Doowop
 
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Reply Fri 7 Dec, 2007 06:08 am
Brit splits infinitive and still manages to sit down without grimacing.
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Doowop
 
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Reply Fri 7 Dec, 2007 06:10 am
French wordmaster spells questioning with two n's.
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 7 Dec, 2007 06:38 am
Right, but at least he does it alphabetically...
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Fri 7 Dec, 2007 06:38 am
Really Annoyed Tryagain Chides Doowop for Disregarding Alphabetical Order ("The next post should begin with the letter 'S'," reminds Tryagain.)

Francis agrees.
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Doowop
 
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Reply Fri 7 Dec, 2007 06:39 am
Stupid Brit suddenly realises that some games are alphabetical. Embarrassed
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Fri 7 Dec, 2007 07:20 am
Tim Hortons has been questioned by British and French citizens because they have never heard of the name. It is reported that Tim Horton was a hockey player in the 1960's playing for various teams including the Toronto Maple Leafs.

He started a coffee franchise in the '60s with the first coffee shop being on Ottawa Street in Hamilton, Ontario. It is still there, abeit updated. There is a Tim Hortons coffee shop on almost every corner in Hamilton and they are spread throughout Ontario.

They aligned with Wendy's and are now under American control. Another Canadian institution taken over by U.S. interests.

Canadian contingent considers march on Washington.
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Fri 7 Dec, 2007 07:20 am
Tryagain restrained - due mainly to the fact that he is also a transgressor and realizes that Disco like Doo-wop is never gonna make a comeback!

Meanwhile French based Interpol has been called in after downtown police hauled in CalamityJane after she reported her purse containing a bundle of cash and a Mango flavor lipstick stolen! C-J's lawyer said there is a big hole in the case - Cops are looking into it!
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Fri 7 Dec, 2007 07:22 am
Second poster...Tryagain commits faux pax when, while staying in alphabetical sequence goes out of order.
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