Unbelievable scenes of chaos as Intrepid reverts to reverse alpha statements!
Vicious attacks averted as Tryagain and Intrepid join forces to combat the doers of evil.
Washington's finest gathered at Capitol Hill to witness the signing of the Entente Cordiale between the A2K peoples of a free nation and those still subject to the tyrannical power of the British Monarchy - A2K's US military might pledged to free Canadians
Meeting tonight in Tim's; Columbus Ohio
X-tra Demands by U.S. Include Control of the Northwest Passage; Canadians Reconsider Alliance
Yesterday's news revisited as Canadians reveal that they are no longer under British Monarchy control and have not been for several years. Three merchant ships steam toward the Northwest Passage to ward off invading hoards.
Zebras Get Critical Call Wrong in CFL Championship Game. Hockey Game Breaks Out.
Astonishing! Wandel started teaching Intelligent Design (Creationism) in Dover, NH.
Bad Information About Wandel Circulating in France
Creationism supporters hail Wandel as the new Messiah - New world order expected!
Dirty Rumors Threaten to Undo Wandel's Promotion of Good Science Education
Edgarblythe Restores Wandel's Reputation by Starting "Wandel is a Swell Guy" Thread
Excitement at news of Wandel's promotion - Nobel Prize (Swedish and Norwegian: Nobels fredspris) Committee informed! Gore considers returning award
but keeps cash!
Finally Wandel Gets the Recognition He Deserves
Handy false beard sale diverts country as Wandel eludes authorities and escapes to as-yet unnamed foreign land
India reports sighting of bearded man distributing science fair brochures in crowded marketplace.
Justice department investigators reveal "bearded man" is Gustav Ratzenhofer.
Kansans thronged to the capital Topeka on hearing of a sighting of Gus with Quantrill's Raiders over in Lawrence - Reports as yet Unconfirmed - A2K representatives to join UN peace mission -
Laser treatments on false beards found to have little effect on a subject only known as G. Ratzenhofer.
"It felt a little tingly." he said.
Mysterious man enters hair salon and inquires about beard toupees.
