No Sign Yet of A2kers Stranded In Canadian Arctic
Onion sellers in Québec mistake bedraggled A2K'ers for the exodus -According to reports, The A2K'ers had moved from the land of Canaada into Massachusetts when Jespah was vizier of Boston
Threat of plagues denied!
Plagues found to be a hoax as Bostonians seek to divert onions in exchange for tea.
Questioning the difference between Chanukah and Passover, jespah reports that Chanukah food is generally better
Rancid was the gefilte fish at Moishe's Deli and customers were kvetching
profusly.
Safe crackers and yeggs assuaged the guilt.
Toronto A2Kers search for missing Yukon bunch; latkes covered in hollandaise sauce feed the searchers
Unsuccessful Search Efforts Fuel Tension Between U.S. and Canadian A2Kers
Very luckily, Europeans are left aside from this conflict...
Wandeljw Negotiates With Canadian A2Kers
X-tra translators were called in to help kickstart talks as Wandel has difficulty in sorting out the Tahltan, Tatlitkutchin, Tatsanottine, Thlingchadinne, Tionontati, Tsattine, from the Tschantoga, Tsilkotin, Tsimshian, Tukkuthkutchin, Tutchonekutchin.
Our man at the scene caught these words, Yo, Try, waja do wit da grachki; howmy supposta cut da grass if don't git intada grach? Now getottada frunchroom wit dose muddy shoes!
Yet Another Delay in the Rescue of U.S. A2kers in Canada
A New Jersey Army base has banned pictures and videos of hip-hop musicians making music on street corners . . .
DIX TO NIX MIX PIX.
Zero points to Set alphabetical skills..
Alphabet classes enrolling again at A2k. All members encouraged to participate, even Canajuns.
Broken-Off Talks with Canada Blamed on Setanta's Lack of Skills in Alphabet
Canadian Cannabis Rockets Users to Fourth Dimension
Detractors denounced - Setanta calls for proof of any lexicon malfunction - Tempers Boil Over As Cjhsa Turns Up Heat!
Enough already! Home schooling isn't working!
Forgetting manners, Yukon-stranded A2Kers call out for more Tim Horton's and could someone please throw over a blanket?
