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Hannibal would be Happy at Home Depot - "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti"


Special Agent on the case.
That makes a lot of "sense" - to us!








<eeeeeuw - nasty>

Investigation reveals retail body part idea has been rejected by marketing analysts for Home Depot because of costly storage requirements.

Just when you think you've got a foolproof money making idea, reality comes along and screws it all up.

Kryptonite... WHO NEEDS THAT WITH SPECIAL AGENT WANDEL ON THE SCENE


Discovering the A2K Basement " British Correspondent learned that said Basement was once used as a Ghostbusters’ storage facility. It had unfortunately been shut down by a jealous EPA bureaucrat who misguidedly sought to stop and seize the honourable operations of Ghost Busting (are we back onto breasts!) <oh no no no> . The invidious “pencil-pusher EPA Agent” who had procured the assistance of the police, cut the power to the Ghostbusters’ storage facility, thereby releasing a colossal accumulation of ghastly ghouls from a crucial containment unit. (so that's where TRYagain hails from)

Meanwhile, a destructive deity named Gozer had annexed a Manhattan high-rise after initiating the “possession” of two ill-fated residents and had been determined to demolish the surrounding metropolis by unleashing an apocalypse. (WHO KNEW!) Naturally, our heroes (Special Agent W and the BEAgle Boy) were the last line of defence against certain catastrophe and stormed the apartment building in order to save the world whilst toasting some Stay Pufts (pfffffffffst).


Special Agent Wandel has been seen to hastily retrieve and put on his BattyMan clothes, Psycho Kintetic Energy meter (PKE), Ecto-Goggles, and Ghost Sniffer, and along with his trusted BEAgle (just call him RobEAgle) and ventured off to defy the marketing 'anal-ysts'.

The A2K Basement WILL soon be converted into BPSFJFMSB " (Body Part Storage Facilities<Just Find Me Some Breasts>) using previous ecto-containment units after complete disinfection with Missy's Cleaning Agents.

Agent Wandel is quoted as saying “TRYagain " I’m gonna 'bust' ya this time”

TRYagain " leader of the Goz’ere’s, Goz’therrrrss Gozeverywhere’z Democratic Party For A2Kapocolpyse Now is said to be avoiding the Proton Pack Brigade and will “slime” anyone within spitting distance! OH MY!

Jes, CJ and Missy are practising their toons..... “Who’re Ya Gonna Call.......................”

Nice doggy.... "SIT"














Reality " whassat then? ...................Pass the marshmallows!

Looks like I may need to lose a few more avoirdupois before fitting into that get-up.

mais non.....



Ze drezzing up box haz a coztume for JesWonderWoman as well as Wande-man!






“…as neere is Fancie to Beautie, as the pricke to the Rose, as the stalke to the rynde, as the earth to the roote.”

would I Lyly! a?

Now that's what I'm talkin' about.

Poor RP is gonna faint.

I'll catch him.

< THUD >

Oops.

Pah.... Jes (quickly edits)ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

Once Upon A Time - there were three billy goats...



Well, that's a different kinda stiff!





(every day is Saturday!)







<no inference here to RP being at all goatlike, billyfied, stubborn or stiff - HA!>

Quite surprised that RP hit the floor sans alphabetical continuality "He could have opined without resorting to horizontal laxity - medical opinion divided!

Calamity-Jane’s virgin birth delayed due to the dearth of three wise men on A2K " Agent Wandel assigned to coordinate search!

T.R.Yagain derides appointment and proposes a helper monkey would be more appropriate " A2K offices besieged by anti racist protesters!

In an effort to placate the hoi polloi; Hyla cinerea replaces monkey … Residents of Georgia and Louisiana besiege A2K offices!

RP provided a sound effect, not a headline. I don't think they have actually spelling. Do they?

Semantics is the study of meaning in communication, in linguistics it is the study of interpretation of signs as used by agents or communities within particular circumstances and contexts. It is therefore totally understandable that dear Jespah should spring to the defense of the prone, because semanticists differ on what constitutes meaning in an expression.

For example, in the sentence, "JP loves a bagel", the word bagel may refer to the object itself, which is its literal meaning or denotation, but it may also refer to many other figurative associations, such as how it meets JP's hunger, etc., which may be its connotation.

Traditionally, the formal semantic view restricts semantics to its literal meaning, and relegates all figurative associations to pragmatics, but many find this distinction difficult to defend.

The degree to which a theorist subscribes to the literal-figurative distinction decreases as one moves from the formal semantic, semiotic, pragmatic, to the cognitive semantic traditions.

Perhaps this can be best illustrated by:

Hello darkness, my old friend,
I’ve come to talk with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence.

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
Neath the halo of a street lamp,
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of
A neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence.

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
People talking without speaking,
People hearing without listening,
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence.

Fools said I, you do not know
Silence like a cancer grows.
Hear my words that I might teach you,
Take my arms that I might reach you.
But my words like silent raindrops fell,
And echoed
In the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon God they made.
And the sign flashed out its warning,
In the words that it was forming.
And the signs said, the words of the prophets
Are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls.
And whispered in the sounds of silence.


However, exorcize caution for the discipline of Semantics is distinct from Alfred Korzybski's General Semantics, which is a system for looking at the semantic reactions of the whole human organism in its environment to some event, symbolic or otherwise.

This may account for RP crossing the tracks so he could lay it on the line maybe! Doobleh-vay what am I saying! It’s time for some nice hot chicken soup already.

Wandel backs Try ban " told to join the line!

Tryagain's instructions to Wandel were written in a mysterious code language. Special Agent awaits clarification. Who is the target and what is the mission?

Undercover special agents should know what to do, no matter how mysterious
the message. A few seminars at the CIA should refresh wandel's memory.

"Virgin Birth was suggested as a mission, but I am not sure what to do," Wandel replied.

Wandel Special Agent XXL shirt - trip to 'Virgin'ia for further training!

XXL is exactly my size. Thanks, Izzie.

Yes, Virginia, there is a wandeljw.

Zippidee-doo-dah! Zippidee-ay!
My! Oh My, what a wonderful day.
Plenty of sunshine
Headin' my way!

Zippidee-doo-dah! Zippidee-ay
My oh my; this is what they say.
A2K’s takeover of Google
Put on hold for another day!

Hammy Hamster is all of these things and more, much more. First stepping into the public spotlight in 1959, as one of the ensemble cast on "Tales Of The Riverbank," Hammy quickly rose to stardom and seemed naturally equipped to cope with his new-found celebrity status.