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Gotta love humor that's lighter than air.

As for my memories of Summer Camp and my old topic -- I challenge thee to a duel! {shmacks Try's face with a leather glove}

Happy to have “Jes” and “leather” at the same time in a virtual world, T.R.Yagain contacted ItsaMIStake Inc lawyers to ensure the breaching allegations by Jes (er her) were thrown out of court. Top notch lawyer Ms. MisTry valiantly took on the case.


Wishing to get straight down to business Ms. MisTry said “Better leave the handcuffs on, sonny”.

“Mis MisTry, let’s do it in chambers” said TRYagain.

"Get back in your box, Try!" said Ms MisTry.


Feeling chastised TRYagain started asking pertinent questions:

T.R.Yagain: Is it a penal offense Jes (er her) has against me?

MisTry: Well, you looked through her briefs!

T.R.Yagain: What are my chances if I come before a court?

MisTry: Judge BEAgle will give the stiffest one possible. He’s one hard judge. But do not fear, they could withdraw at the last minute.

T.R.Yagain asked Mis: Think you can get me off?

Ms.Mistry is confident that T.R.Yagains suit will be dropped and in the meantime, should lay low.

I referred Tryagain to my law firm: Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

Just got the Dewey Cheatham and Howe thing...after years of listening to that on Click and Clack....wow. My flakiness amazes even me.

Knowledge is what we provide here at Able2Know, Mismi.

Let me just say that knowledge is not the problem...keeping it may be....figuring things out - well...slow at best

Missy manages single-handedly to close the publication " Wandel jubilant!

A tale of chicken soup at a particular convent where the nuns lived under a vow of silence that could be broken only once a year.

One year, at the appointed time, the clock struck 12 noon as the nuns were eating lunch and one spoke up and said, "This soup is terrible."
A year passed, and at the appointed time, another sister volunteered, "I don't think it's so bad."
The following year, as the clock struck 12 noon, a third nun spoke up: "Bicker, bicker, bicker!" she said!

Now I think you're nuts.

But I'm glad to be back.

Only in America could you see a comment about Tryagain’s nuts, when it was in fact…

When Try went into a bar and sits down and orders a drink. Other than Jespah, there's no one else in the place.

All of a sudden he hears a voice that says, "Nice suit." He looks around and doesn't see anyone and Jespah looks busy on a computer. A little while later the same voice says, "Nice Tie."

Try looks around again and doesn't see anyone. He finally asks Jespah if she just said something.

"No," replied Jespah, "it wasn't me. It was probably the peanuts though. They're complimentary."

Peanuts that talk?

Better than other talking nuts.

That would be frightening.

Questioning Tryagain's Sanity is Popular Among A2kers

Reservedly coming out of the shell - festive Nutcracker commencing at the A2K Theatre.

World Correspondent, Jespalmond reports on "How to Crack Nuts"

By eHow Food & Drink Editor

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Nuts are a great source of vitamin E and protein, but watch out for the fat content. Cracking them can be tricky, so follow these hints to make it a little easier on yourself.

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Instructions
Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:
• Almonds
• Beechnuts
• Cashews
• Chestnuts
• Hazelnuts
• Peanuts
• Pecans
• Pistachios
• Walnuts
• Airtight Containers
• Nutcrackers
• Hammers
• Hammers
• Walnuts
• Brazil nuts

Step1
Freeze nuts, especially Brazil nuts, or soak them in water for several hours before cracking.

Step2
Stand frozen nuts with the point facing up and hit with a hard object, such as a hammer, to crack.

Step3
Crack soaked nuts with a nutcracker. Place the nut in the grip of the nutcracker so that the seam of the shell is subjected to the direct force.

Step4
Use minimum force necessary to split the shell when squeezing, in order to avoid crushing the nut kernel inside. Rotate the nut while squeezing so the shell cracks slowly.

Step5
Extract the kernel from the shell.

Step6
Allow the kernels of soaked nuts to dry for a few hours after cracking.



During this editorial, no nuts were harmed. If suffering nut allergy, nut intolerance, or general non-enjoyment of nuts " please send a SAE to Macadamia Integrifolia, Corylus Avellana Boulevard, ID 10T, USA enclosing $0.02 postal order made payable to “A2K’nut’helphisself” spokesman for nuts, Mr. TRYagain, to receive “wrist band”.



TRYagain will cash’ewll the profits and the proceeds will be placed in the HampstArs vaults, for hibernation purposes only! Unsalted of course, for water retention reasons.


Special Agent Wandel was pecan out of the newsroom and heard to say “He's been a hard nut to crack. Tighten the nut TRYagain, you have a screw loose mate”

Stop the presses - US government prints seven trillion more in US currency.

Tryagain tests thumbs-down theories, tiressly teasing, titillating the-a2k temptresses.

Upon my word, I have never harmed a nut.*





*Without provocation.

Vitamins: Calcium & Iron - Are You Getting Enough?

By and large, studies on the effect of calcium on iron absorption based on direct measurements of iron absorption show that calcium inhibits iron absorption. The exceptions reported can be explained. Failure of the effect of calcium, when comparisons are based on changes in concentration of serum ferritin, can be explained by the fact that a long time and large amounts of materials are required to show the effect.

The balance of evidence thus clearly indicates that calcium in amounts present in many meals inhibits the absorption of both heme and nonheme iron. A practical conclusion is that those with high iron requirements (eg, adolescents and menstruating and pregnant women) should try to restrict calcium intake with main meals, which contain most of the dietary iron, and that calcium supplements, when needed, should preferably be taken when going to bed.

Extract from the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition

Woops... (edit)

Vested interest by Special Agent Wandel regarding the patent laws of "Key for anti-theft nuts or bolts"

Aussie expert BEAGle reported:

Key (11) for anti-theft nuts or bolts (13) of the type provided with at least one groove or series of holes (27) for the engagement with said key, said key comprising: a first external bushing (17) for centring said key (11) on the head of said nuts or bolts (13); a second hollow bushing (19) partially housed inside said first bushing (17) and exhibiting the projecting portion externally to said first bushing (17) having an hexagonal section for allowing the rotation of said key (11) by means of a conventional tool for nuts or bolts; a cylinder (21), inserted inside said second bushing (19) and provided with at least one axial projection (23) able to engage itself with said at least one groove or series of holes (27), wherein said cylinder (21) can move backwards inside said second bushing (19) when a sufficient force is applied in axial direction between said cylinder (21) and said second bushing (19), so that said projection (23) is not able any more to engage itself with said groove (27).

Well... who bloody knew a?

http://www.freepatentsonline.com/EP1502705.html

Breaking News Circulation said to be increasing as the grip on the nuts loosen! Wandel to make a comeback in bid for authorship. Attorney Jespahamstar enusring data is correct and the A2Keyboard is qwerty not que'try.

TRYagain said to be searching for a key! CtrlAltDel... ENTER!

X-tra Incentive for Wandel to Challenge Tryagain: Tryagain's Noticeable Deterioration

Yuppie wandeljw taking on "tryagain" once again, interesting contest ahead.

Zealous Internet advocates note calcium vs. iron smackdown. Winner take all.

My money is on iron.