@Tryst,
Mercy moi! Ishihara Test required!
@Izzie,
No need to flee, just funnin' with ya.
Obama celebrates as Wandel experiences schadenfreude, or should that read; epicharikaky when he handles the experience of morose delectation and makes intellect the starting point of his inspiration he allows a fatal weakness to have a controlling influence on the result. However he never rises to the peak of contemplation and there is pathos in this failure; but it is a pathos that is interesting rather than satisfying.
He may relapse after fluttering upon the half-way ledge of irony, where he can perch and utter those mordant reflections which may be a relief to him, but can never raise the mind of others!’
This diatribe taken from the archives of A2K formed the riposte as Tryagain Phoenix like rose once again from the sauna…
Passingly inebriated by his own logorrhea (from logos - the word of God), Tria Gain is now affected by paracusia while showing himself as a paragon of delicate thoughts.
Sometimes I feel like an entomologist, having to choose the lesser of two weevils.
@Francis,
Queen's English in Tryagain's Post Baffles Wandel.
Diagnosis made by Francis seems believable.
@wandeljw,
Riposte is somewhat understandable; assertion has too many SAT words. I am baffled but at least there's enough guacamole in the house.
Some say C-J makes the best Guacamole; a dip made from avocados, is originally from Mexico. The name is derived from two Aztec Nahuatl words - ahuacatl (avocado) and molli (sauce). The trick to perfect guacamole is using good, ripe avocados.
Check for ripeness by gently pressing the outside of the avocado. If there is no give, the avocado is not ripe yet and will not taste good. If there is a little give, the avocado is ripe. If there is a lot of give, the avocado may be past ripe and not good.
Our food correspondent suggests…
Perfect Guacamole Recipe
Ingredients
2 ripe avocados
½ red onion, minced (about 1/2 cup)
1-2 serrano chiles, stems and seeds removed, minced
2 tablespoons cilantro leaves, finely chopped
1 tablespoon of fresh lime or lemon juice
1/2 teaspoon coarse salt
A dash of freshly grated black pepper
1/2 ripe tomato, seeds and pulp removed, chopped
Garnish with red radishes or jicama. Serve with tortilla chips.
Method
1 Cut avocados in half. Remove seed. Scoop out avacado from the peel, put in a mixing bowl.
2 Using a fork, mash the avocado. Add the chopped onion, cilantro, lime or lemon, salt and pepper and mash some more. Chili peppers vary individually in their hotness. So, start with a half of one chili pepper and add to the guacamole to your desired degree of hotness. Be careful handling the peppers; wash your hands thoroughly after handling and do not touch your eyes or the area near your eyes with your hands for several hours.
Keep the tomatoes separate until ready to serve.
Remember that much of this is done to taste because of the variability in the fresh ingredients. Start with this recipe and adjust to your taste.
3 Cover with plastic wrap directly on the surface of the guacamole to prevent oxidation from the air reaching it. Refrigerate until ready.
4 Just before serving, add the chopped tomato to the guacamole and mix.
Serves 2-4.
Variations
For a very quick "guac" just take a 1/4 cup of salsa and mix it in with your mashed avocados.
You don't need to have tomatoes in your guacamole.
To extend a limited supply of avocados, add either sour cream or cottage cheese to your guacamole dip. Purists may be horrified, but so what? It tastes great. In fact, guac with some cottage cheese added to it is my favorite.
And for dessert; back to C-J and her sensuous pear!
@jespah,
Undeniably charismatic, T.R.Yagain is trying again to charm his way into the
hearts of females at a2k (no names are mentioned) from California in order to secure himself enough avocados for his favorite dish of guacamole olè.
@CalamityJane,
Very clever on his part, but not clever enough. The recipe is tasty, though.
When asked if it was true that he Lost 135 pounds in a week By Following One Simple Rule, Wandel replied, “Never take a holiday in the U.K. everything is so expensive.”
Wishing; Chicken Licken,Henny Penny, Cocky Lockey, Goosey Loosey and Foxy Loxy the very best in their quest, after the disastrous failure of T.R.Yagains latest bid when it was discovered; it was not their hearts he was trying to get into!
@Tryagain,
X-tra Pounds Regained by Visiting Germany and Eating German Pastry
@wandeljw,
Quote:Wishing; Chicken Licken,Henny Penny, Cocky Lockey, Goosey Loosey and Foxy Loxy the very best in their quest, after the disastrous failure of T.R.Yagains latest bid when it was discovered; it was not their hearts he was trying to get into!
YIKES: SKY FALLING!
Tryegghen is eggshausted after completing his fowl wishes.
Wandel sends Tryegghen to Ankara for lessons on “How To Stuff a Turkey This Thanksgiving”
CJ and Jes ensure Tyyegghens giblets have been removed and pickled for posterity.
@Izzie,
Zealous posters note that spare testicles are for sale on A2K.
Only sold in pairs.
@jespah,
As far as my memory is concerned, I've seen one poster willing to sell only one.
I have seen another poster willing to buy one.
None did indicate which one they wanted to sell or buy (left or right).
It is obviously a problem, as the testicles are basically different, both in weight and dimension, and in sperm production.
Scrotum skin elasticity was not even mentioned...
@jespah,
2 B***s or not 2 B***s? - that is the question!
jespah wrote:
Only sold in pairs.
Pairs.... or Paris
Caution advised:
Disclaimer:
The information presented herein by T.R.Yagain Enterprises is intended for educational purposes only.
All following statements regarding avocados have not been evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to diagnose, cure, treat or prevent disease.
Individual results may vary, and it is always advisable to consult with your own health care provider.
Follow the path of Indiano Jones (no relation or TM violation) and discover the beauty secrets that the ancient Mayans knew about the Avocado. This delicious and nutritious fruit with its healthy high fat content appears to fight the ravages of age, sun and wind damage as it softens and smoothes the skin. (In house demonstrations by appointment).
Its high mineral, vitamin and nutrient compounds help to support healthy cholesterol levels, ease inflammation, improve brain function, fight disease, promote good eye health, removes; checkout queues, traffic congestion, termites from dry walls and boosts your sex life. (Earth moving testimonials available)
@Tryagain,
Everyone blame the Hamsters!
@Tryagain,
For once, give the hamsters a break. We are hard-working and often sniffly as the basement where Craven keeps us is a little damp.
