Today’'s breaking news stories…

Frightened Drewdad seen doing a moonlit flit from the apple orchard, wonder why?

Good question! Drewdad's mouth was bigger than his courage. After a diaper change, he'll be much more content though.

Helluva way to run an airline.

Incredibly, no headlines on A2K this week, despite the world being in a crisis.

Jurymast repaired.

Keen to spread the knowledge of antiquarian bath house rituals T.R.Yagain was still somewhat pleasantly surprised when his most agreeable writing companion CalamityJane said;

“I think along the same lines, and never would want to miss the experience of making love, being intimate, and having just plain dirty sex. One hasn't lived without it.”

Luckily T.R.Yagain had not had occasion to wash his long johns as they were new on only last Christmas and he had never been accused of having a heart, so was ever hopeful that this might be his chance to lose the title; A2K’s last virgin!

- Kicky threatens liable action over usurped title!

Loverboy T.R.Again has emerged from the dungeon. His very first read was
the article about virginity. Has he even lost his own yet?

Mighty strong endorphins being bandied about, along with a lotta double entendres.

Noted our legendary libertine, T.R Again alias Don Juan, has reappeared and trying to dazzle the beautiful CalamityJane with his silvery tongue. Interesting times ahead.

"Only in his dreams," commented Wandel about Tryagain's efforts to seduce Calamity Jane.

Pheromones abound from the T.R.Yagain hillbilly house as the Santa Ana winds waft west. CJ buys up stock of Yves Saint Laurent whose scent is more tempting.

Questionable taste leads TR Yagain to buy up stock of Essence of Ratzenhofer.

Ratzenhofer, Gustav -

Austrian general, philosopher, and sociologist. After a successful military career in which he attained the rank of field marshal, he developed an interest in the social sciences, particularly social Darwinism. He believed human interaction was characterized by “absolute hostility” between ethnic groups but that the species could evolve higher forms of association through sociology.

His works included the launch of: The Essence and Objective of Politics

Coming soon: Sociological Perception "

Jespah diet better than Atkins replaces the 4th Presidential debate "

Lzzie vacation photo’s pages 19 thru 137

Sensual Scent of A Woman wafts to RP who debates whether to work off some calories. Details.... not to follow!!!!!!! CJ gets out the "haze" after nasty aroma wings it way to CA.

Time to look at vacation pages.... yawns all......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

T.R.Yagain learns that dynomutt preferable to Dinabago! Canajuns send in Grumpy Old Men to teach T.R.Yagain a lesson in ice fishing!

T.R.Yagain soundly rounded on his critics and throwing caution to the wind and with a jocular attitude towards the cost, he launched a full five line tirade in the New York Times that will surly vibrate through the undergarments of his legions of distracters or any tractors -

For all you doubters,
who said I would never
be a poet;
*
'Up Your Nose With A Rubber Hose'



*Blank spaces count as lines!

Understandably, the Committee of Folks Who Decide on the Poet Laureate were less than impressed.

Various theories have been put forward by the patrons of Joe’s bar as to why A2K allows the word: ‘Antiestablishmentarism’ to be used with impunity and without encumbrance or impediment.

Lexicon expert Wandel may have an opinion on the subject; and as soon as he has been told what it is, we will be sure to bring it to you.

Wandel will be with you as soon as he's done with morning tea.

"X-rated words are allowed so why not antiestablishmentarism?" said Wandel while spilling hot tea all over Tryagain's poetry.

Yesterdays shocking revelation that Wandel drinks tea was over shadowed when it was announced that Tryagain’s thread: L2Zee why not!
Which, as a result of being stuck on Replies: 0 Views: 55 for the last three years, has been put on the market! Yes, that’s right; L2Z.com is once again commercially available.

The L2Z dot com failure was a forlorn attempt to form a breakaway group for all those that didn’t have usernames a2k. However once it was learned Calamity-Jane and Jespah would be excluded, the fire of capitalism began to wane and was finally extinguished when through an alphabetical vagary Wandel would qualify!

Our science correspondent however, could not explain why the title did not show up in the search box " skullduggery is suspected!

In other news: Pumpkin futures are larger than expected!