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Today’'s breaking news stories…

 
 
mismi
 
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Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2008 05:45 pm
@Izzie,
"Leave it alone!" - British girl seen playing with prickly balls and snake is warned to back away and be careful in the future whose balls and snake you are playing with.
wandeljw
 
  2  
Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2008 06:30 pm
@mismi,
Maybe British Girl Can Entice Tryagain to Return
CalamityJane
 
  3  
Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2008 06:59 pm
@wandeljw,
News from Tryagain's prison cell: Dear a2k lovelies, and contenders!
Hell hath no fury like sharing my cell with Gumbo the Shyster. I am innocent!
Please help me to get out of this h(c)ell. My bailbond's # is 555-1212.

Reply from CalamityJane: Get a straw, suck it up and move along!
Dutchy
 
  2  
Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2008 11:50 pm
@CalamityJane,
Oh my gawd what's this thread coming to? British girl looking for an exotic snake, mismi warning her to be careful, wandeljw suggesting british siren entice tryagain, and the latter still in the slammer if Calamity Jane is to be believed. Time for a triple rum and coke methinks.
jespah
 
  2  
Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2008 04:01 am
@Dutchy,
Prison life proves difficult for Try but conjugal visits from a certain someone make the time more bearable.
Izzie
 
  2  
Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2008 07:07 am
@jespah,
Questions arose after Breaking News that “Calamity Jane rides again’ (starring Martha Jane Cannary-Burke) sauna DVD sales made healthy profits raising more than the Seven Squllion $ Bailout of T.R.Yagain. Certain Someone, Slappy’s sis, Slippy, suffered heavy connubial loss as loaded briefcase was commandeered by Special Agent Wandel. Devilish T.R.Yagain remains indispos’ses’sed and is being sentenced to the stocks after refusing to share!

Who knew?

Special Agent denies passing case to gustavratzenhofer in the Swamps of LaLa land to fund exotic animal dancing circus

“Oh No I Didn’t” cried Wandel

“Oh Yes You Did”

“Oh No I Didn’t”

“Oh Yes You Did”


Seats and Stalls for the Christmas Pantomime in the Halls of A2K selling rapidly. Little Red Riding Hoody and The Seven Hamsters certain to be a sell out performance.

Donations to the local Petting Zoo to be collected during the intermission.

Revival of The Riddler, The Joker, Batty Man and Scat Woman to be shown in local cinemas. Mismi selling icecreams.

Wandel awaiting de-briefing by legal BEAgle and Bahstin Jes'powrd'attorney.

British Girl visits hospital to remove prick’ls from hand! “It looked so cute” she told ER staff after juggling with the spiky ball " Doctors contact Misalalbama Cupcake, head of the academy's infectious diseases committee and pediatrics chairman at ABA State University in Shrivelupper County to initiate quarantine procedures.

spendius
 
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Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2008 07:54 am
@Izzie,
Reykjavík melting down.
wandeljw
 
  2  
Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2008 11:51 am
@spendius,
Suspects in Disappearance of Tryagain Include Izzie, Mismi, Calamity Jane, and Jespah
jespah
 
  2  
Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2008 04:29 pm
@wandeljw,
Tryagain spotted cavorting with vixenish beauties
wandeljw
 
  2  
Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2008 07:08 pm
@jespah,
Undisciplined Pursuit of Women Led to Tryagain's Predicament
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2008 07:13 pm
@wandeljw,
Vehemently I am denying any wrong doing regarding the imprisonment of our highly suspicious suspect Tryagain. In fact, I am innocent - innocent like a baby!
Tryagain
 
  1  
Reply Thu 9 Oct, 2008 08:55 am
Wendel announces; Print workers strike ends…

‘Now two years into his life-saving diet, Manuel Uribe has shed 570 pounds . His success has persuaded him to aim to become a relatively svelte 280 pounds by 2010. If he succeeds, his overall weight loss of 68 stones would surpass the world slimming record currently held by American Rosalie Bradford who lost 52.5 stones in the early 1990s’ "
Jespah said she will leave no stone unturned to stay in that guys shadow!

Calamity Jane, Missy and Lzzie laughed at the little prick they received from T.R.Yagain " Stating it was only a DNA sample for prison ID visits!
Jury still out…

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wandeljw
 
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Reply Thu 9 Oct, 2008 09:00 am
X-tra Special Treatment for Tryagain
Prison allows him internet use.
Izzie
 
  1  
Reply Thu 9 Oct, 2008 09:58 am
@wandeljw,
YIKES.... a hamster has made me walk the plank! Three strikes and you're out!

Flood Prevention: You must wait 5 hours before making another post in a row to this thread.

Peace on the waves!



Meanwhile....

YAY YAY... Internet "inside" - happy days!
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 04:14 am
@Izzie,
Zealous hamsters impose flood control -- you don't want to know where those fingers have been.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 06:55 am
@CalamityJane,
At Last, Calamity Jane Confesses, "I suck!"
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 04:53 pm
@DrewDad,
Blazing retribution about to be launched, CalamityJane gathering ammo.
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 05:45 pm
@Dutchy,
CalamityJane taking shooting lessons from a certain person in the 49th state. An October surprise is at hand!
CalamityJane
 
  1  
Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 09:34 pm
@jespah,
DrewDad better buy himself a bullet proof vest. The most recent shooting lessons have improved considerably and every apple was a hit - only three apples remain on the tree.
jespah
 
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Reply Sat 11 Oct, 2008 07:17 am
@CalamityJane,
Everyone knows the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Wonder if that applies to shot apples.
 

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