Today’'s breaking news stories…

Reports that "John Doe" Taken to Same "Facility" as T.R. Yagain

Some say; ‘Good o'le TRYagain’ others however, tell the truth! "
Federal employee under investigation for being too funny!

Boston Matriarch recommends that you “Stick the ball to the wall…and do squats that way.” " A2K first with the News that sticks it to the Fox!

Tryagain called me a matriarch? Don't I have to be older and less hot to be one ...?

Unbelievable scenes at A2K towers as the baying mob throng to see Try finally get his comeuppance " the general mood of the members is hostile and his publication was voted 25% lower on the day!

There appeared no way out as he began his speech…

Friends, Bostonians and Countrymen, I come to marvel that Jespah is in line to be crowned ‘Slimmer of the Year’ and Matriarch:

Woman in Powerful Position:
1) A woman who holds a position of dominance, authority, and respect.

She sure is one hot tamolly!


Wandel distraught as Try escapes to continue the excessively worldly drama that jerks the narrative from crisis to crisis for another day -

Veteran A2Kers Question Tryagain's Early Release From Medical Facility

Wandel makes jes laugh; Try makes jes blush

Film at eleven.

X-peditiously the more you complain, the longer God lets you live - To all you virgins out there…, thanks for nothing!

Yippee - our poorly Dutchy Bosun is on the road to recovery and heading back to the ship. Phew.

Zippy-de-do-da, Zippy-de-aye news of an A2K meltdown fades after a $700 billion bailout is only hours away.

Aye say, Aye say, Aye say, look who's come to the a2k rescue! Tryagain makes his presence felt in the hard world of politics.

Best Friends Dutchy and Tryagain Revive Breaking News Thread

Choice bits of news offered in a savory wine sauce, bread on the side for dunking.

Differences of policy put to one side in the interest of unity as Wandel and T.R.Yagain break bread with Jespah in an effort to bring this crises to a swift and successful conclusion "

The answer as to why the ‘Worlds First Riddle’ thread is below the viewing threshold after almost six years proves the sticking point!

Dutchy denies Australia is to merge with New Zealand in an effort to cut costs -

Europe is to sever all ties with "the sinking ship" as it was worded, for it is being
feared to have to bail out the bail outee. A merger with Australia sounds good
to many former patriots right now.

Fake A2K Crisis Fabricated by Tryagain to Postpone Debate with Wandel

Given the prevailing situation it was a mighty brave act by Calamity Jane to intercede at a time of heightened tension between the parties " Especially as the venue chosen was the sauna "

‘If it was good enough for the Romans , it is good enough for us.’ T.R.Yagain was heard to say. However, Wandel advised; let wise council prevail and beware of Roaming hands!

Holding the Debate in a Sauna with Calamity Jane as Moderator is Agreeable to Wandel

Investigations continue over the disappearance of Calamity Jane in what has become to be known as the; Soap on the Rope Grope case -

When asked to comment on the missing towel, T.R.Yagain said, “Imagine if you will, you are an idiot and you were a congressman; but there I go repeating myself…

Jespah, while hosing down the contestants with cold water, is restoring order
in the sauna. "Things" got overheated and a physical show-off between
wandel and T.R.Again could be avoided by a narrow margin. Besides, the plastic
ruler melted on impact.

Kids advised not to play with hamsters


"CHICAGO - Warning: young children should not keep hedgehogs as pets " or hamsters, baby chicks, lizards and turtles, for that matter " because of risks for disease.

Hamsters also can carry this germ, which can cause severe diarrhea, fever and stomach cramps"



Special Agent Wandel in Chi-town investigates whether T.R.Yagain started off rumours due to the declining sales of Breaking News.





Jes denies all claims that playing with an A2K hamster is detrimental to the health and states that their cages will not be rattled. Petting of hamsters is permitted.


But a spokesman for the International Hedgehog Association said there's no reason to single out hedgehogs or other exotic pets.

British Girl seeks out hedge to find a small round prickly balls or exotic snake.



(sheesh.... this thread need reviving!!!!!) Blue bahookie back here please, pronto!)