Lash wrote:gustavratzenhofer wrote:I once had a girl give me a blow job in a sauna and I ejaculated with such force that I took out one of her eyes.
I still see her around town now and then and the eye patch still, to this day, bothers me.
Call it guilt. Call it whatever you want.
<lmao> Oh Gus.....
and when he can't avoid speaking to her, he always greets her with "Still keeping an eye out for me I see"
CalamityJane wrote:ossobuco wrote:We mostly acted instead of talked...
not a lot of repression going on among my peers.
...and that's just about the same for good old Europe.
Uhm.
CJane does
not speak for "good old Europe," no matter how often she pretends to.
dadpad wrote:Those glans of Bartholin I bless,
The sweet wild honey they express,
the exquisite faint scent they bring,
of mountain flowers in early spring.
OK, I like going down on a woman as much as any man (I've got a thing for it)... but "mountain flowers in early spring"? I gotta have some of what he was smoking..
Dorothy Parker wrote:I feel sick.
Here, suck on this. It'll make you feel better.
I dont!
I would rather have a nice glass of red wine and a good book to read!
Oh come on. Are you seriously telling me you wouldn't enjoy a nice tumescent penis with that red wine? You could dip the penis in the wine and then...well, I'm sure you can come up with something imaginitive on your own...
.......but it might leave bits floating in the wine.......or even worse......pubes!
I will drink no wine until it's time.
I'm sensing a Clarence Thomas joke coming.....
I absolutely love my bf's tool and love to do all kinds of things with it. If he wouldn't let me go down on him I would be very unhappy about that and it would take some time to get used to it...if I ever could get used to it...in fact I don't know if I could handle not being allowed to do a blow job on him....its one of my favorite things to do to him.
