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Barack Obama wants to sleep with your wife.

 
 
Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 09:41 am
Yeah, really, it's true! I swear, I got an e-mail from someone that says he once knew a guy who slept with another guys' wife about thirty-five years ago! Fucking wife-stealing terrorist bastard!
 
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Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 09:44 am
Think about it. He sleeps with his wife, doesn't he? What makes you think he wouldn't sleep with yours!? Wake up America!
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Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 09:47 am
http://www.walgreens.com/images/drug/0117314585102.jpg

Here Kicky, take five or ten and come back in an hour.
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Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 09:51 am
<gulps down a handful>

Thanks.

Now back to my warning to the american people.

Don't vote for Obama! He'll be banging your wife as soon as he gets elected! Can you prove he won't? Do you really want to take that chance!? No! NOBAMA! NOBAMA! NOBAMA!

I feel drowsy.
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Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 09:55 am
Barack Obama broke up the Beatles.
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Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 10:01 am
Barack Obama shot JFK.
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Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 10:02 am
Barack Obama got Keith Richards hooked on drugs.
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Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 10:04 am
Barack Obama just sunk my battleship.
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Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 10:04 am
Every time you masturbate, Barack Obama kills a kitten.
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Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 10:20 am
Nice that you share your meds Ceej.
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Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 10:42 am
farmerman wrote:

Nice that you share your meds Ceej.


Trust me, I'm a doctor.

http://www.nba.com/media/finals2003/erving_composite.jpg
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Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 11:07 am
but I don't have a wife
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Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 11:10 am
Which makes it all the more reprehensible that he wants to sleep with her. If you ask me.

Nose in the air,
Garg
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Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 11:16 am
take my wife....please...
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Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 05:19 pm
But it's possible here in Mass.
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Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 05:35 pm
...and his airplane is smelly.

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Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 05:38 pm
I thnk that smelly airplane story puts the election in a nutshell. I bet Sarah's plane smells like - er, never mind.
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Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 05:57 pm
Moose?
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Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 08:42 pm
Barack Obama wants to own all your base.
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Reply Sat 11 Oct, 2008 10:28 am
Barack Obama will take your clichés.
 

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