Gautam, sweetie, I'd love you to come whether I have to compete with you or not. Eva, Gautam is likely to be more fun than lots of the other men anyway!!
Ossobuco, I know you would have 'thudded' at the sight of Dys in his leggings. Just thinkin' about it.......
THUD.
Add a pair of button front bell bottoms and......
THUD.