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Treya
 
Reply Thu 9 Nov, 2006 03:12 pm
Shocked

Yeah. Probably too much wine today on my part, but so what? I want to know... Does having a one night stand place someone in the "sleezy" catagory?
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JPB
 
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Reply Thu 9 Nov, 2006 03:17 pm
Laughing Where's Kicky?
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 9 Nov, 2006 03:19 pm
Truthfully?

No.
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Treya
 
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Reply Thu 9 Nov, 2006 03:22 pm
LOL JP

Belle Dea... Yippie. Smile I like your avatar.

Now the question is where to find one that hasn't been with everything else in town and could be carrying every STD out there...

*sigh*
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 9 Nov, 2006 03:37 pm
you must be sexually frustrated.

you're using that avatar with the breast above your left shoulder again.
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Treya
 
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Reply Thu 9 Nov, 2006 03:51 pm
LOL Hmmm maybe that was subconscious on my part. Razz
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Treya
 
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Reply Thu 9 Nov, 2006 03:52 pm
I don't think I want a one night stand though. I think I want another fling.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 9 Nov, 2006 04:04 pm
There is a man who lives down the road from me who goes by the name of Barumbo Motto. Nice guy, clean-living, fun at parties, but a little shy around the womenfolk.

Barumbo, to the best of my knowledge, is still a virgin. There are women around town who have tried to seduce him, but he has apparently been saving himself the right woman and the right time.

I talked to him last week.

"Barumbo", I said, as the two of us sat on his porch, drinking beers and discussing the state of the union and the price of corn, "When do you think you will find yourself a woman? What are you waiting for?"

Barumbo stared into his beer can for a long time and then looked toward the horizon. He bore a reflective gaze as he said, "Gus, my dear friend, I seek a woman who is sexually frustrated and is looking for a one-night stand. If I could find such a woman and bang the hell out of her, I would release the pent-up demons from my system, calm down a little, and then seek a quiet mate, one whom I can spend my life with. But it essential that I first find this sexually frustrated woman. That is the key, Gustav....that is the key."

Neither of us said anything for a while and then the rain began to fall and I had to hurry off because the windows were open on my truck.

As I ran through the rain toward my truck, I looked back and yell at Barumbo, "I'll keep an eye out for that woman you seek, Barumbo!"

He gave me a hopeful little wave and shrugged his shoulders as he turned to go inside. His body language indicated that he believed such a woman would never show.

But he didn't know about Hep. This thread is the beginning of a new day for Barumbo.

I called him immediately after reading of Hep's sexual frustration and the excitement in Barumbo's voice was incredible. "Where is she, Gus? Where does she live? What does she look like? Will she allow me to pound her relentlessly?

I answered his question, gave him directions to her house, and hung up the phone.

Barumbo stopped by on the way to her house....

http://anthro.palomar.edu/language/images/Papuan_with_penis_sheath.jpg

"How do I look, Gus?"

"Just fine, Barumbo. Go get 'er, tiger."

With that he plodded off down the path. Now all we can do is wait. I'm sure Barumbo will fill me in on the steamy details of his tryst with Hep, but how much will Hep share with the A2K reader.

Let us wait, my friends. Let us wait.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 9 Nov, 2006 04:06 pm
hephzibah wrote:
I don't think I want a one night stand though. I think I want another fling.


Sorry heph, but I washed my kilt today, and can't do a fling with it at the moment.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 9 Nov, 2006 04:08 pm
hephzibah wrote:
I don't think I want a one night stand though. I think I want another fling.


I'll fling you all over the place if you want. I'll be on a plane tonight!
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 9 Nov, 2006 04:14 pm
you think you have problems? Election night I was unable to get to the finish line the third time. Yesterday we had our wake up roll and our nooner and then at bedtime I had to look at a porn dvd to really get it up. If I have to cut back to twice a day I don't know what.....
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Treya
 
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Reply Thu 9 Nov, 2006 04:18 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
There is a man who lives down the road from me who goes by the name of Barumbo Motto. Nice guy, clean-living, fun at parties, but a little shy around the womenfolk.

Barumbo, to the best of my knowledge, is still a virgin. There are women around town who have tried to seduce him, but he has apparently been saving himself the right woman and the right time.

I talked to him last week.

"Barumbo", I said, as the two of us sat on his porch, drinking beers and discussing the state of the union and the price of corn, "When do you think you will find yourself a woman? What are you waiting for?"

Barumbo stared into his beer can for a long time and then looked toward the horizon. He bore a reflective gaze as he said, "Gus, my dear friend, I seek a woman who is sexually frustrated and is looking for a one-night stand. If I could find such a woman and bang the hell out of her, I would release the pent-up demons from my system, calm down a little, and then seek a quiet mate, one whom I can spend my life with. But it essential that I first find this sexually frustrated woman. That is the key, Gustav....that is the key."

Neither of us said anything for a while and then the rain began to fall and I had to hurry off because the windows were open on my truck.

As I ran through the rain toward my truck, I looked back and yell at Barumbo, "I'll keep an eye out for that woman you seek, Barumbo!"

He gave me a hopeful little wave and shrugged his shoulders as he turned to go inside. His body language indicated that he believed such a woman would never show.

But he didn't know about Hep. This thread is the beginning of a new day for Barumbo.

I called him immediately after reading of Hep's sexual frustration and the excitement in Barumbo's voice was incredible. "Where is she, Gus? Where does she live? What does she look like? Will she allow me to pound her relentlessly?

I answered his question, gave him directions to her house, and hung up the phone.

Barumbo stopped by on the way to her house....

http://anthro.palomar.edu/language/images/Papuan_with_penis_sheath.jpg

"How do I look, Gus?"

"Just fine, Barumbo. Go get 'er, tiger."

With that he plodded off down the path. Now all we can do is wait. I'm sure Barumbo will fill me in on the steamy details of his tryst with Hep, but how much will Hep share with the A2K reader.

Let us wait, my friends. Let us wait.


OMG Gus you crack me up! I can hardly wait to meet Barumbo. Razz

Lord Ellpus wrote:
hephzibah wrote:
I don't think I want a one night stand though. I think I want another fling.


Sorry heph, but I washed my kilt today, and can't do a fling with it at the moment.


Damn!

kickycan wrote:
hephzibah wrote:
I don't think I want a one night stand though. I think I want another fling.


I'll fling you all over the place if you want. I'll be on a plane tonight!


Well Barumbo is on his way... You into threesomes?

If I have to choose though... I'll choose you kicky. Very Happy
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Thu 9 Nov, 2006 04:19 pm
When you attract Gus, Lord Ellpus, Kicky and Bear to the same thread within minutes, something tells me that your predicament is not being taken seriously, hephzibah!
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 9 Nov, 2006 04:22 pm
heph, With kicky on his way, you should disappear from town. Wink
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Treya
 
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Reply Thu 9 Nov, 2006 04:24 pm
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
you think you have problems? Election night I was unable to get to the finish line the third time. Yesterday we had our wake up roll and our nooner and then at bedtime I had to look at a porn dvd to really get it up. If I have to cut back to twice a day I don't know what.....


Are you TRYING to make me jealous bear? Cause if you are it's working. Razz I'm lucky to get it once a week, let alone twice a day!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 9 Nov, 2006 04:26 pm
hephzibah wrote:
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
you think you have problems? Election night I was unable to get to the finish line the third time. Yesterday we had our wake up roll and our nooner and then at bedtime I had to look at a porn dvd to really get it up. If I have to cut back to twice a day I don't know what.....


Are you TRYING to make me jealous bear? Cause if you are it's working. Razz I'm lucky to get it once a week, let alone twice a day!


Once a week?.....Once a bloody week?

Are ALL you Americans sex maniacs?
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Treya
 
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Reply Thu 9 Nov, 2006 04:27 pm
wandeljw wrote:
When you attract Gus, Lord Ellpus, Kicky and Bear to the same thread within minutes, something tells me that your predicament is not being taken seriously, hephzibah!


Shocked No way wandle! You're kidding right? LOL
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 9 Nov, 2006 04:30 pm
Lord Elpus wrote: Once a week?.....Once a bloody week?

Are ALL you Americans sex maniacs?

hey, I'm American, and once a week would be fantastic, but it hasn't been that way for decades...

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Treya
 
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Reply Thu 9 Nov, 2006 04:30 pm
cicerone imposter wrote:
heph, With kicky on his way, you should disappear from town. Wink


Shocked Really?

Lord Ellpus wrote:
hephzibah wrote:
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
you think you have problems? Election night I was unable to get to the finish line the third time. Yesterday we had our wake up roll and our nooner and then at bedtime I had to look at a porn dvd to really get it up. If I have to cut back to twice a day I don't know what.....


Are you TRYING to make me jealous bear? Cause if you are it's working. Razz I'm lucky to get it once a week, let alone twice a day!


Once a week?.....Once a bloody week?

Are ALL you Americans sex maniacs?


LOL What? wanting it more than once a week qualifies me as a sex maniac now?

Dang LE you probably couldn't handle me Razz

LOL
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 9 Nov, 2006 04:34 pm
Birthdays and bloody Christmas is what's on offer in the UK.

Methinks I shall move to the good ol' US of A.
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