There is a man who lives down the road from me who goes by the name of Barumbo Motto. Nice guy, clean-living, fun at parties, but a little shy around the womenfolk.
Barumbo, to the best of my knowledge, is still a virgin. There are women around town who have tried to seduce him, but he has apparently been saving himself the right woman and the right time.
I talked to him last week.
"Barumbo", I said, as the two of us sat on his porch, drinking beers and discussing the state of the union and the price of corn, "When do you think you will find yourself a woman? What are you waiting for?"
Barumbo stared into his beer can for a long time and then looked toward the horizon. He bore a reflective gaze as he said, "Gus, my dear friend, I seek a woman who is sexually frustrated and is looking for a one-night stand. If I could find such a woman and bang the hell out of her, I would release the pent-up demons from my system, calm down a little, and then seek a quiet mate, one whom I can spend my life with. But it essential that I first find this sexually frustrated woman. That is the key, Gustav....that is the key."
Neither of us said anything for a while and then the rain began to fall and I had to hurry off because the windows were open on my truck.
As I ran through the rain toward my truck, I looked back and yell at Barumbo, "I'll keep an eye out for that woman you seek, Barumbo!"
He gave me a hopeful little wave and shrugged his shoulders as he turned to go inside. His body language indicated that he believed such a woman would never show.
But he didn't know about Hep. This thread is the beginning of a new day for Barumbo.
I called him immediately after reading of Hep's sexual frustration and the excitement in Barumbo's voice was incredible. "Where is she, Gus? Where does she live? What does she look like? Will she allow me to pound her relentlessly?
I answered his question, gave him directions to her house, and hung up the phone.
Barumbo stopped by on the way to her house....
"How do I look, Gus?"
"Just fine, Barumbo. Go get 'er, tiger."
With that he plodded off down the path. Now all we can do is wait. I'm sure Barumbo will fill me in on the steamy details of his tryst with Hep, but how much will Hep share with the A2K reader.
Let us wait, my friends. Let us wait.
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