Awww...that is beautiful, my friend...
Thanks. Now I'm going to see that new band that's sweeping the nation...Titswiggle!
I apologize. That was just crude. I meant to say, "Boobswiggle"!
Here's to us and those like us! SALUD!
Having a roadie or what Kicky, sheet I only jest got here.
A toast......... Up the old red rooster and suck more piss!
That looks suspiciously similar to a can of Mountain Dew.
Quote:Now I'm going to see that new band that's sweeping the nation...Titswiggle
Let me guess.....they're playing at the strip joint?
FU*king fker fk fk
you drank all my beer
fkkity fk
no worries shewolf you absolute godess. I have got you covered.
wrap your laughing gear around one of these babies
shewolf!!
Guess what!!!
Hitman J is gonna teach me to rap!!!
Isn't that great?
Washington Apple Martini
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Ingredients:
1 oz Crown Royal
1 oz Sour Apple Pucker
1 oz Cranberry juice
Mixing instructions:
Shake and serve up in a chilled cocktail glass rimmed with sugar and cinnamon.
Kicky, this might be a little girlie for ya, but these are so yummy.
A Piece of Ass
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Ingredients:
1 shot Amaretto
1 shot Southern Comfort
Ice cubes
Top off with Sour mix
Mixing instructions:
Put ice in glass. Pour in shots. Fill with Sour Mix
This might be more to your liking.
Australian Long Bar
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3/4 gin
1/4 lime juice
1 teaspoon castor sugar
dash agnosturo bitters
Ice shake well strain and garnish with a twist of lemon
Good Morning Kicky,
How are ya feeling this morning? By the sound of your mood last night I don't expect to hear from you until this afternoon.
Kicky's in jail right now. He found out the hard way even homeless people have the right to say "yes" before being sodomized.
Wwwwwwwooooooooooh! Whudz up motherfuggers.
Here's what I like to do after a beer or sixteen--yell at cars. Let's go!
I get extremely racist. And I yell at brown people, but I do it like a real man: out of a moving car's window.
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:I get extremely racist. And I yell at brown people, but I do it like a real man: out of a moving car's window.
Yeah, if I've really had a good time, I can't even get my racism straight. I start calling Irish people "gooks."
