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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:37 pm
I have a better question, martybarker.

Why in the hell would "sounds" be underlined in my last post? What's up with that?
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:39 pm
That random underlining of words is annoying. There's only one thing to do.....kicky should have another drink....
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:42 pm
martybarker wrote:
Kicky, did you have a rough week?


Actually, I had a pretty good week. And I think I'm going to have another couple, starting right now. I'm on f*cking vacation, you sonofabitches!
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martybarker
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:43 pm
No sh*t, I hate it when I'm reading someone post and my mouse drags over some stupid random word that happens to be underlined. No I'm getting cranky. I'm grabbing that vodka from the freezer dammit
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martybarker
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:45 pm
Hey, I think we just came up with a new drinking game. Everytime a word is underlined in your post everyone has to do a shot.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:45 pm
That's right...you need vodka. Pour a nice vodka martini....that's it...

Hmm. I think I'm going to go to a strip joint.
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:48 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
You gonna let him talk to you that way nimh....I'd kick his ass.

Nah.. I can kick his ass any time. No hurry...
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:48 pm
10:45 pm....yeah, sounds like a good idea.

Hey, the Rolling Stones are playing right here in Austin at Zilker Park on Saturday. $95.00 a ticket.

I'm a mile uphill from there, so I'll just sit on my porch for free.
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:49 pm
nimh wrote:
Chai Tea wrote:
You gonna let him talk to you that way nimh....I'd kick his ass.

Nah.. I can kick his ass any time. No hurry...



Are you goin' to the stripe club with kicky?
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:50 pm
Hmmmm, not into the Stones...

But warn us if the Beatles are playing, k? Laughing
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martybarker
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:52 pm
Ya know what's better than drinks and a strip club? A joint and a Stones concert! Chai Tea, I'm jealous
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:55 pm
Kicky maaaate you- are-a-good-friend and I love you.
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:58 pm
Actually, I don't like the Stones or the Beatles.

For me all it means is I'm not going to be able to drive through Zilker Park to get to where I want to go tomorrow.



Last month they had some big concet on Saturday, but they used Friday to prep for it. My usual 20 minute drive took 1.5 hours. And that was the traffic backed up on the highway nowhere Near the park.

Made me wanna get drunk I'll tell ya.....

hey, can I go to the stripe club too?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:59 pm
Yeah! Dadpad...are you having a drink? Let's all hoist one together!!!

Okay, I'm giving you bastards five minutes, and then we're doing a shot together...if you're not at a bar, just drink whatever you've got handy...

anyone know a good drunken sonofabitch kinda toast?
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 09:01 pm
Kicky, if you wait much longer, the strippers are going to be all stripped out by the time you get to the club.
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 09:02 pm
He's on vacation...he's got no schedule.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 09:03 pm
Aaah..screw it, if my friend Dadpad wants to have a shot with me, he's gonna have a shot wit me...now who knows a good draaaankin' toast...
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 09:08 pm
http://www.bundabergrum.com.au/templates/img/product/op_rum.jpg

http://www.bridalsalon.com/shop/thumb/wedding-favors/103904/beverly-clark-glass-shot-glass.jpg

heres to kicky hes true blue
hes a pisspot thru and thru,
hes a barstrd so they say,
tried to got heaven but he went the other way.

Drink it down down down down.

What do we think of kicky
hes all right hes all right
hes a bit flat chested but hes all right
Snakes in the long grass
Root root
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 09:09 pm
Our sweet pie-eyed thistle pie...
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 09:10 pm
Oh, how 'bout this:

Over the lips
and thru the gums
watch out stomach
HERE IT COMES!
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