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kickycan
 
Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:19 pm
Yeah, so what? You got a problem with that?

F*cker.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:21 pm
I'll kick your ass.

F*cker.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:23 pm
What? You f*cking b*tch! I'll kick yer f*ckin' ass!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:24 pm
F*cker.
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:24 pm
You know what you should do if you're really drunk?

Start cutting up really hard vegetables, like carrots.

It's easier to cut the **** out of your hand that way.



I once cut down this huge periwinkle bush with a steak knife when I was drunk.

I showed that f*cker.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:25 pm
You must be f*cking joking, buddy, cuz I will BREAK YOUR F*CKING SOUL...
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:25 pm
Make sure the knife's really sharp.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:25 pm
Yeah! Well, you oughtta f*ckin....I'M DRUNK! YEEHAAAAH!HHH!!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:26 pm
I want to make love to Chai Tea.
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:27 pm
That's nice dear.


Go light these cigarettes on the gas burner, let your hair hang down around your face while you're doing it.
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:29 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
I once cut down this huge periwinkle bush with a steak knife when I was drunk.

I showed that f*cker.

Smile
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:30 pm
I broke a windshield wiper blade with my breast when I was laying across someones front window.

I have no idea why he turned the wiper blades on. There was no way that little thing was going to push me off the car.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:30 pm
I'm sorry. Was that in bad taste? I think I might need another drink...
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:32 pm
Pour nimh one too. he needs to loosen up.
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martybarker
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:33 pm
I'll drink to that. Here's to Nihm and Kicky! Cheers!
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:33 pm
Chai Tea's killer breasts..
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:33 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
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I broke a windshield wiper blade with my breast when I was laying across someones front window.


Well, that's better than the wiper blade breaking your breast. See? It could always be worse...

Hey, kicky, it sounds like you're getting a good start on the weekend.

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I think I might need another drink...


Probably.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:34 pm
I'm gettin' another one. Nimh? You want a f*cking drink. or are you gonna keep knitting that goddammed sweater, you little granny....
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martybarker
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:35 pm
Kicky, did you have a rough week?
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 20 Oct, 2006 08:37 pm
You gonna let him talk to you that way nimh....I'd kick his ass.

have about 8 drinks first though
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