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Got Questions? Dr. Chai's got Answers

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Chai
 
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Reply Sun 13 Aug, 2006 05:16 pm
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
Here is my greatest and most serious problem.... what can I do?



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/stevetheq/give_a_damn_progress5795.gif


go hug squinny.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 13 Aug, 2006 05:19 pm
Dr. Chai, why are there people that like the Green Bay Packers?
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Chai
 
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Reply Sun 13 Aug, 2006 05:19 pm
Montana wrote:
Dear Dr. Chai,

Why are some people so damn full of themselves?



Because they never caught on that when their parents were telling them how terrific they are, they were just bullsh!tting them.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 13 Aug, 2006 05:20 pm
Thank you Dr. Chai. That one was really bugging me.
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Chai
 
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Reply Sun 13 Aug, 2006 05:27 pm
cyphercat wrote:
Dear Dr Chai,

Your assistant, Roland, seems so intelligent and sophisticated. Is he single?

Sign me,

Sexy, Spayed & Single



Dr. Chai went away, so I'm check the questions and found this. I hope you don't mind if I address this directly.

Why yes cyphercat...I'm single, I don't have a girlfriend at the moment.
I am neutered too! Wow! (purr purr purr)

I also have a very long tail, you know what they say about boys with long tails.

I can run really really fast, and like to sit in Dr. Chai's sink and let water run on me. Not too hard though or I get scared. Then, I'll drink a lot of water from the faucet.

I'm 1 year old, but don't let that fool you. I know all about what a lady likes. My dad teaches me stuff.

yesterday I ate tuna.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Sun 13 Aug, 2006 05:40 pm
Oh, Roland! You write so beautifully!

When you mentioned eating tuna, I felt as though I, too, could taste its smelly delights. Or maybe I just caught a whiff of my own breath, I had tuna this morning. Anyway, I was swept away by your eloquence.

We have so much in common. I just hope you don't mind an older woman-- I have a few years on you, although of course I shan't say exactly how many!-- but I still kill strings just as enthusiastically as ever!

Dare I hope that you love those catnip birdies that hang on an elastic string in doorways as much as I do? And will Dr Chai get mad if she catches you yowling to me on her thread?
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Chai
 
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Reply Sun 13 Aug, 2006 05:47 pm
I carry mice in my mouth.

I can go ALL the way from the bedroom to the living room without dropping it.

I used to put mice in the toilet, but now they close the lid.

One time I told a mouse I was mad, and put it in the litter box and POOPED on it! HA HA HA on YOU mouse.

I like older ladies. I can push you down and put my arms around you and bite fur off you.

I do that to Jezzer (she's not my girlfriend though, YOU are) and she yells.

you are my girlfried cyphercat....lick lick lick....I think I have known you forever.

good bye now.
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barrythemod
 
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Reply Sun 13 Aug, 2006 05:56 pm
Dear Dr. Chai,can fat people go skinny dipping?
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 14 Aug, 2006 04:18 am
barrythemod wrote:
Dear Dr. Chai,can fat people go skinny dipping?


here's the skinny on that.....yes.
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barrythemod
 
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Reply Mon 14 Aug, 2006 04:47 am
Wow,never thaught of that.Another couple of things keeping me awake at night are....
1.Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?
2.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 14 Aug, 2006 06:23 pm
barrythemod wrote:
Wow,never thaught of that.Another couple of things keeping me awake at night are....
1.Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?
2.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?


too much fur.

maggot
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barrythemod
 
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Reply Tue 15 Aug, 2006 12:50 am
A couple more for your delictation.....
1. If heat rises,shouldn't Hell be cold?
2.If money doesen't grow on trees why do Banks have BRANCHES and why are notes made of PAPER?
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Montana
 
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Reply Tue 15 Aug, 2006 02:20 am
Dear Dr. Chai,
Why wasn't my man at work last night? Have you done something with him?
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 15 Aug, 2006 11:53 am
Montana - who's this sudden new man!?!
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 15 Aug, 2006 05:10 pm
barrythemod wrote:
A couple more for your delictation.....
1. If heat rises,shouldn't Hell be cold?
2.If money doesen't grow on trees why do Banks have BRANCHES and why are notes made of PAPER?


1. I thought hell was cold.

2. That's a twiggy question.
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 15 Aug, 2006 05:11 pm
Montana wrote:
Dear Dr. Chai,
Why wasn't my man at work last night? Have you done something with him?


he had diarrhea and had to stay home.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Tue 15 Aug, 2006 07:32 pm
Dear Dr Chai

since 46% of marriages in this country end in divorce doesn't it stand to reason that the other 54% end in the death of one of the partners and so doesn't it also stand to reason that marriage always comes to a bad end?
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Montana
 
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Reply Wed 16 Aug, 2006 01:03 am
Mame wrote:
Montana - who's this sudden new man!?!


He's a guy at work that I've got the hots for and he's got the hots for me too.
Everyone at work calls him my man, so since I kinda like the sound of it, I call him my man, as well Laughing
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Montana
 
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Reply Wed 16 Aug, 2006 01:08 am
Chai Tea wrote:
Montana wrote:
Dear Dr. Chai,
Why wasn't my man at work last night? Have you done something with him?


he had diarrhea and had to stay home.


That's what I thought, but wasn't sure and it was confirmed when I saw him sneeze at work tonight.
I'm glad he's over the diarrhea and is back to work, where he belongs :-D

Thanks Dr. Chai.
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barrythemod
 
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Reply Wed 16 Aug, 2006 02:04 am
Dear Dr Chai,
Why did kamikaze pilots wear crash helmets ?
Yours in antici.......................................................pation,
B.T.M.
X
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