SHhhhhhh!! Don't let the secret out!!
You can always tell the guys who know the secret - they are the ones smiling.
i find that a simple "yes dear" is sufficient, but then i remain divorced and single
Getting on with your life - aren't you dyslexia?
I used to hear "I am sure I must be wrong, but I'll bet you can prove me wronger, dear"...
There are times when men have it tough. Here is a point system with only one of several categories:
ITS THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
You talk.....-100
You don't talk.....-150
You spend time with her......-200
You don't spend time with her.....-500
You seem to be enjoying yourself..-1000
GAME OVER - YOU LOSE
Cut to the finish:
GAME OVER - YOU LOSE
Now we can get on with our lives.
You know, I'm sure, that women adore all of you? Very few women keep score; really, that was a joke--honest!!
Diane, You mean to tell us there's a women's scoring system too? LOL c.i.
Yikes--I'm surrounded on TWO threads!!
Chocolate, I need chocolate--right now!!! Must keep my energy up.
Too much wisdom on either side could result in too little fun.....
See, you guys are applying too much wisdom here. I don't know about other women but I hate to hear, "you're right, dear." I makes me totally mad, unless it's true...........hee hee
It has been said of me, "She's always right and she usually is."
But seriously folks, too much caution spoils the soup.
soup! i hope there's barley in that soup, be right over!
Venison and barley soup with onions, green peppers and garlic. Yummm.
Have you ever eaten javalina? Very good slow cooked in a pit.
That's right, isn't it Diane? Any soup your little heart desires..........
Venison! Ohhh, now that's good when cooked right.
"If a woman says something in a forest and and there is no man within hearing distance - is she still right?"
:-D :-D
This seems to be a tricky situation here, think I'll jump on ole Cochise and mosey on down to the Cantina for a spell.
It's the truth. Wanna make something of it?
Really though, it's only logical.
Dys, overhearing the word "logical" makes a dash for the exit holding his yellow hard hat close to his head.
