Lola's Salon

I defended you sort of Eva, said his pox on your avatar looked cheap-ass....uh oh...now he will come up with something better...

There's a jokes forum?

Off I trot-----------

Hiama,
No joke man, the ladies want to see your stuff!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!! The rest of us guys should get so lucky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would dearly love to see all y'all's stuff, Danon. HIAMA has worked so hard for his muscular physique, I encourage him, sincerely encourage him to allow us the pleasure of appreciating it with him. Cute as he is in his avatar picture, I will only be satisfied with a little more skin.

Pleeeeeeeeeease, HIAMA. All the ladies will shower you with kisses and the men will congratulate you and shake your hand in hearty appreciation.

Eva, What have you done to the Craven guy? Tell us. We would like to know. Which joke thread? giggle

Craven has been appointed god, and eva made churlish, disrespectful remarks.

I am god's toadie, and prophesied Eva being smited with a bad skin condition.

It came to pass.

This, and more will be revealed on I Demand A Shrubbery thread.

Hiama, you are a babe.
Show your skin.

Welcome Sofia............come back and visit a while. Now off to the new shrubbery thread.

Welcome Sofia! My goodness that is a lovely avatar! Is it really you?

Either Sofia looks like Diana Ross or it is Diana Ross, Danon.........or I'm imagining things, which is not unheard of.

You're not imagining my dear. It must be the lady herself! Or else the most beautiful Whitney Houston!

Fill us in Sofia. We have a need to know.

Anxious anticipation!

((Less the drumming of the fingers and the leg thingy of course))

It is me, of course.
This Hollywood whore, Angela Bassett has been going around impersonating me.
But, at least she has good taste.

Mmmmmmm.

oh, wouldn't you know it? I'd get the names all mixed up. Welcome Sofia, oh great subject of the devine Craven dog.

YAHWEH man, hey, whatever turns you on............... Ok....... Hey, that tree's ok......... or, that fire hydrant........... whatever.....

Yep. I'm his minion.

While I'm here--you guys have some great writing on this thread. I don't want to muck it up further--

Dys had some killer lines a few pages back, as well as you, Lola.

I peek in sometimes to check out the prose.

Be still my beating heart ~ hiama is quite hadsome and loves Italian woman!
Stradee plants a smooch on an adorable sleeping hiama placing an invitation for a secret meeting in Venice. "Shhh" whispers Stradee "don't tell Diane or Visitor. We can't have a wonderful gondola capsizing now can we"

Stradee smiles to all, happy to be at the Salon again. Although exhausted from running marathon antiquing with her grandson, Stradee sits comfortably contemplating if bottling Dylan's energy possible.

Hi Lola ~ good seeing ya all, plus meeting Eva and Ms Thang, Sofia

Thanks for the wonderful dinner, Withers and Lola. Must head out for the stables ~ nuzzle dear palamino, then hop in the Hornet, (grandson wishes visiting Disneyland) then god-knows-where if I'm still mobile after chasing Mickey for a pic through acres of people and surviving "Pirates of the Carribean" and Universal Studios! Nonnies work very diligently

Trip of Western U.S cancelled for the year, but surprise, for a special birthday gift, a dear friend of many years has invited me to her and her hubby's condo in Jamaica! Am I a happy camper? You bet.

HIAMA - we need to see yr legs to see if they are more ttractive than Lola's.

Withers, pls hold him tightly while we pull his trousers down !

My legs are my best feature, though rather large and muscular due to many years of running. Maybe one day I will bare a bit of flesh, but only after I have seen a little more of that silky cat Sofia