it's still a furry/purry pussy... :wink:
Upon closer inspection I may be "inclined" to agree
Quote:Upon closer inspection I may be "inclined" to agree
Hope I didn't give you a 'Fatal Attraction' style wink from manchester then, Chumly :wink:
I've been with some women who feel somewhat embarrassed about their vulvas and other who are more brazen. As a man of discipline I have been obligated to perform numerous field studies and have come to the following mathematical truth!
There is an inverse mathematical correlation between the frequency of the missionary position and how comfortable the woman is about her vulva:
Frequency of the missionary position = M
How comfortable the woman is about her vulva = C
M = (1/C)
Chumly wrote:Upon closer inspection I may be "inclined" to agree
That was clever, actually..
Vado a pisciare nella tua boca mentre cago sulla fessura del tuo culo, porca schifosa!!!
kickycan wrote:Vado a pisciare nella tua boca mentre cago sulla fessura del tuo culo, porca schifosa!!!
not in MY culo you don't!
Actually, I'm not even sure it's physically possible.
That's a big ugly looking clit...and so independant too...
YEa Gus, that thang' looks a lil leathered.....
Hmmm I think you're all missing the point of this thread. Kicky is obviously looking for a little extra stimulation from his friends. Let's see...how about..
Ohhh Kicky baby, you've got the hottest, biggest **** I've ever rubbed between my...
(Oops gotta go my tea kettle is whistling)
I got your tea kettle right here, and it is about to blow, baby. Now, tell me about how you're gonna squat down over me and squeeeeeze your tight **** down over my stiff, engorged...
(Oops, gotta go, my phone's ringing...)
Ohhh Sugarbuns, I am soooo warm, wet and ready for you...I'm ready to lick you like a Dove bar and tweak your nipples until...
HEY! There's a family of Jews looking in the window! That old guy looks like my grandfather...I'm outta here (pulls up red corset, grabs stilettos, long black coat and heads for the door...)
Good god, that was almost p*rnographic!!
Carry on.
What the hell's a Dove bar?
Should I have one?
Yes, my little dove, you should go to a bar...
francis!
I've just been looking for you!
What does:
fais de beaux reves mean?
just asked on longest thread, cos I thought you weren't on...
merci
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