Do you do the dirty talk?

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So I was wondering how many of you get into the dirty talk while having sex. I haven't had sex in a while, but I seem to recall that I am not very good at the dirty talk. I can talk like a truck driver when I'm talking to my buddies about sex, but when I'm doing it, I can barely focus enough to get out the words, "Lick it" or "suck faster," and usually, those are just whispered pleas. I'd love to be better at it. Any suggestions?

How are you at the dirty talk? Do you like the dirty talk?

Do you have any favorite dirty things that you like to either hear or say while doing the nasty?

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i don't and it rather turns me off when somebody tries it at me.

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Then we are compatible. Wanna do it?

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Very subtle.

Joe(don't pronounce the 'b')Nation

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mmm. doesn't much work for me virtually either. i believe in contact sex :wink:

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I'm fantastic at talking dirty...my friends say I have 'smut tourettes'

I'm tempted right now.... Evil or Very Mad

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go right ahead, though i have to warn you... i usually find it incredibly funny.

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AND I'm proper English, it always sounds better, and WE make the best porn!

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So let's hear some, Smorgs. I need some pointers in this area, so help me out, you dirty little tramp.

(dirty little tramp is a little tame, isn't it. I need to work on this.)

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How about some dirty talk in italian?

Vado a mangiare la tua buca dolce mentre tu suchi il mio cazzo lordo, fino alla eruzione vischiosa sulla tua faccia, sciattona!

Yeah, that's pretty good I think.

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kickycan wrote:

How about some dirty talk in italian?

Yeah, that's pretty good I think.

Whatever that was, I enjoyed it!

Yeah, wispering anything Italian....yeah.....

I'm gonna go look up what you just said.

Italian......yeah......that's it......yeah

ok got the translation.

Sure, why not?
Although it sounds really nasty in english, just don't say it in english....except the eruption part.

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I'm like Dag, mostly ... unless you're in, like, some kinda role-playing situation..

But yeah, no "Oh baby yeah **** me hard with that big **** of yours!", no.

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kickycan wrote:

How about some dirty talk in italian?

Oh my little Saltimbocco, your Spaghetti noodle feels like
mascarpone, so carbonara, so al dente.

Yeah, that will work!

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I don't think Kicky wants to be compared with any kind of noodle.

Joe(limpness factor, you know)Nation

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I'm with Dagglepuss.

And it makes me want to laugh when someone does it......

I do like witty badinage during, though....

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the witty and the funny works for me. dirty becomes funny...in a bad way.

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Witty badinage? Care to share any examples?

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And, guys....speaking for THIS Bunny, the strong, silent thing don't work...if you like it, let a girl know...

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kickycan wrote:

Witty badinage? Care to share any examples?

Lol! I think the perceived wittiness is more due to the intimacy and "being there" than objectively measurable...it is kind of an attitude of warm light heartedness that I love.........kind of love burbling...

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dlowan wrote:

And, guys....speaking for THIS Bunny, the strong, silent thing don't work...if you like it, let a girl know...

Don't they let you know by asking you to make a ham sandwich for them afterwards?

ohhhh......stromboli.....zamboni....

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