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Do you do the dirty talk?

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flushd
 
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Reply Sun 21 May, 2006 04:32 pm
'smut tourettes'!! I like it. Looks like it's just you and I so far, smorgs, who are dirty smut talkers and who like it mucho.

No mention of sammichs. lol. Part of the appeal is hearing a lot of noise and the person's voice. oohh yess.

All ya gotta do is say what's on your filthy little mind anyways. Just vocalize it. Laughing
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 21 May, 2006 04:38 pm
...but I do fushd, trouble is they always run screaming from the bedroom, and I always end up standing on the doorstep, in my favourite tangerine negligee, shouting "Come back, I've not got to the best bit yet"!

Men eh, they can dish it, but they sure can't take - I said take it baby, take it all, that's a good boy....

Twisted Evil
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sun 21 May, 2006 04:42 pm
I don't talk much, really. I'm too busy just being quietly grateful.
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flushd
 
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Reply Sun 21 May, 2006 04:47 pm
smorgs wrote:
...but I do fushd, trouble is they always run screaming from the bedroom, and I always end up standing on the doorstep, in my favourite tangerine negligee, shouting "Come back, I've not got to the best bit yet"!

Men eh, they can dish it, but they sure can't take - I said take it baby, take it all, that's a good boy....

Twisted Evil


Shocked Can I hire you for my telephone service? You could take care of the troublemakers. lol.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 21 May, 2006 04:51 pm
But I already do it's 0800 onesmuttalkingsexymofo

(calls charged at premium rate - seek permission from the person that pays the bill)

smorgs disclaimer
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 21 May, 2006 04:53 pm
I enjoy dirty talk during sex. It seems to get your partner going. When I yell things like, "Shake that wool!" or "Bleat harder, bitch!", I don't know...it just seems to put things at a fever pitch.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 21 May, 2006 04:54 pm
Where's kicky? I was going to have some of that Italian stuff he was offering before - with garlick Bread!
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sun 21 May, 2006 04:59 pm
Doesn't do much for me but a little here and there.

Four letter words turn me on, especially. "Stop, don't, quit" only make me try more.
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Chai
 
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Reply Sun 21 May, 2006 05:09 pm
I knew a gal who worked one of those sex lines....

Gave me the low down on how it all worked.

She had regulars and everything.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 21 May, 2006 05:12 pm
Was her name Cindy, Chai Tea? And did she talk with a slight lisp?
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Chai
 
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Reply Sun 21 May, 2006 05:15 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Was her name Cindy, Chai Tea? And did she talk with a slight lisp?


If you wanted her to.


She had several different characters men would ask for....

cheerleader, nurse, girl on beach, pig farmer...
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Chumly
 
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Reply Sun 21 May, 2006 05:25 pm
Re: Do you do the dirty talk?
kickycan wrote:
Do you have any favorite dirty things that you like to either hear or say while doing the nasty?
You mouth feels like Adams Peanut Butter and Cap'n Crunch, your arms feel like dryer vent hose, your pussy feels like vise grips.
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nimh
 
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Reply Sun 21 May, 2006 05:49 pm
pig farmer?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 21 May, 2006 06:25 pm
Ah, thanks Chumly, for the great examples. I especially liked that thing about the dryer vent hose. Do you mind if I use that one the next time the opportunity presents itself?
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Sun 21 May, 2006 06:26 pm
Humm, not much into the dirty talk, but some talk...

"Yea..that feels good..uhhuumm, there...uhhumm...ohhh ohhh OHHHH"..that works for me...LOL

So, I'm kinda middish of the road...



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I enjoy dirty talk during sex. It seems to get your partner going. When I yell things like, "Shake that wool!" or "Bleat harder, bitch!", I don't know...it just seems to put things at a fever pitch.


Your such a playboy Gus...tell me, you got one under each arm? And is that why your so prone to wear them rubber boots? Yea...lol, thats what I thought, keeps them huzzies from gettin' away.......
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 04:11 am
I also specialise in the Wench/Master type scenarios (being BRITISH)

But with a nylon outfit and a metal bedstead...

I have to be mindful of static!


x Shocked
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 04:23 am
Chumly wrote:

Quote:
You mouth feels like Adams Peanut Butter and Cap'n Crunch, your arms feel like dryer vent hose, your pussy feels like vise grips.


Is that blow-up doll homemade or storebought?

Joe(vise grips!! Ow ow ow!!)Nation
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 04:37 am
I'm assuming we're talking 'vice grip' here, and you just can't spell it correctly... cos you is Americans!
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 04:44 am
Vice and vise are too distinctly different things here. The latter holds on to things. The former gets investigated by the local police and you get your picture put on page three of the New York Daily News.


Joe(Keep on trucking, erg, lorrying.)Nation
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 08:01 am
makemeshiver33 wrote:
Humm, not much into the dirty talk, but some talk...

"Yea..that feels good..uhhuumm, there...uhhumm...ohhh ohhh OHHHH"..that works for me...LOL



OOH!
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