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Do you do the dirty talk?

 
 
Heatwave
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 12:03 am
Shocked Shocked Shocked Laughing

Smorgs, I'm curious....how did you find out you were on cctv? Laughing
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 04:44 am
Hehe, she probably found out when in such a moment when her toes uncurled and her eyes focused again.............to see the camera mounted on the ceiling..lol
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material girl
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 05:00 am
So the camera was being mounted too!!
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 07:07 am
smorgs wrote:


...not realising we were on CCTV!



Well, here's my 15 minutes of fame.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 10:16 am
Nice. Now, do any of you find that the word "pussy" is a turn off? If a guy uses that word during sex or foreplay, does it make you cringe, laugh or shiver with delight?

If you don't like that word, do you have another word that you prefer?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 10:20 am
I find women LOVE hearing you refer to it as "axe wound."
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 10:55 am
I love the word pussy...

Now I live on my own with two kittens, I've taken to calling my abode:

Maison de Pussy irresitable (havn't got an accent for the le)

Translation for my British chums:

Maison de Minge manifique (or House of the Magnificent Minge)

I frequently refer to there being pussies galore in bedroom, which I stroke regularly.

The answer to the question about CCTV is;

We heard the 'whirring' as the camera zoomed in - hope it's not on the internet, if it is - I hope it bears the title 'Best Amateur Porn Ever'
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 11:09 am
i hate the word pussy.

i cringe.
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 11:23 am
I'm with ya on that one Dag..I cringe too...

I refer to it as "Cootch"...

I one friend that'll say.."Her "cat" is shinin'..can we all say, Meow?"

And another one says.."That girl would show her "Monkey" if she thought she'd get attention."...

But honestly, I'm not in the habit of discussing my cootch, unless I'm in the throws of some down right horizontal bliss...then they can name that baby whatever they want...lol
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 11:25 am
Why dagmaraka?

I can think of worse Evil or Very Mad

After all it's a cute furry/purry thing Embarrassed

This is not a criticism - just wondered?

What do you prefer?

x
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 11:31 am
I prefer "Gaping Orifice" or

"Jabba the Hut"



http://www.uoregon.edu/~mharrsch/Jabbathehut1s.jpg
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 11:32 am
like mms, i prefer that it's just not discussed. Smile somehow the cutesy analogy just doesn't cut it for me. i mean it's anything but cute. or pretty.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 11:35 am
http://www.uoregon.edu/~mharrsch/Jabbathehut1s.jpg

Chai Tea, is that you? There is some serious tongue action going on there and I would really like to get to know you better.

Would you pm me please?
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 11:41 am
That's my gaping orifice.

Where only the brave dare go.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 11:51 am
I am probably not hung in such a fashion as to fill an orifice such as yours, but, DAMN IT! ... I can dream!!!!
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 11:52 am
Quote:
like mms, i prefer that it's just not discussed. somehow the cutesy analogy just doesn't cut it for me. i mean it's anything but cute. or pretty.


I say this with the utmost respect dagmaraka, as it wouldn't do for us all to have the same opinion;

I think it's a nice word for a vagina (why not say it like it is) and not only pretty and cute, but a thing of beauty indeed, worthy of whorship and celebration!

...but that's just another woman's opinion!

chai tea - you should get that thing pierced girl!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 11:52 am
Do you people not listen to good advice when it's given?

The ladies front bottm, as I've stated time and time again, should always be called "Paddington", and the male dangly is the "train".

It saves all the messy talk, and can help speed the completion of the dreaded deed.

"Has the train arrived in Paddington yet, dear?"

"No, it seems to have taken a detour to Waterloo"

"Oh, sorry"
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 12:17 pm
sure smorgs. different strokes for different folks.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 12:27 pm
Actually the "vulva" is the name for the external parts, and the "vagina" is the internal birth canal. Many (most?) people use "vagina" indiscriminately to describe female genitals in general. So the "vulva" refers to all the outside parts while the inside parts all have separate names. There is no official specific unified name for the entire contraption outside of the very generic "genitals".

Pussy, blossom full of nectar, twat, flower, slit, ****, peach pit, hot box, love box, snatch...
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 12:30 pm
Okay... VULVA then!
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