1. I thought you only flirt with white women.
2. WTF did you say to her? (Posted by DrewDad)
She was a white Latina. Unlike other parts of the world Southern California is about 90% mixed race (Anglo-Mexican) this is why we have mostly white Latinos here. This phenomena has gradually occurred during the past 15-20 years. I'm 100% white though. So.
It was a long time ago and I don't recall what I said. Believe me though whatever it was it was not gross or even suggestive. I got the impression she just didn't like me is all. I do remember mentioning something about admiring her hoop earrings.
Jack Webbs wrote:I'm 100% white though.
Good for you. Due to clean living, no doubt.
Gus,
Is it this?
There is nothing at 10:18 pm
You are driving me crazy
I can't believe i missed this thread altogether . . .
With whom do i flirt?
Just about everybody i meet with a pulse . . .
(TTH has the wet panties for Gus . . . that is so hilarious . . .)
Everybody except for housemate #3
Jack Webbs wrote:A clerk at the DMV was once the cause of my license being suspended when I flirted with her. She was a very pretty, sexy married Latina. This is how I learned not to flirt with married women.
She exaggerated the whole episode and I was required to take a complete physical exam and be OK'd by a doctor. On top of that I had to appear before a DMV hearing officer.
I got my license back. but this illustrates how people in the DMV can cause you problems in areas that have absolutely nothing to do with driving here in California if they decide to. (the woman had told her supervisor she suspected I had Parkinson's Disease!)
It also illustrates how foolish it is to flirt with a married woman.
This is probably the funniest post I have read in a looong time and the funniest thing is, it's not meant to be.
Heeven, I saw your name and I hoped that youd come into this thread just to say that you were yearning to flirt with me, but had not dared to yet..
alas.. *sigh*
I would like to bang your sweet little brains out but I guess I'm far to shy to say so!
Oh.. thats a pity. That you dont dare to say so I mean. Who knows what we could have all done otherwise!
Yes, I tend to hold back and bite my tongue in everyday life (as I am sure you've noticed).
Do you like being lashed with a cat-o-nine-tails? I am feeling very ferocious this evening.
What?
Picturing Dag in a very ferocious leather outfit.
I KNOW you have one!
and now the girl on girl flirting begins...
<grabs a chair>
ah ha ha, I crack myself up.
a foursome it is
where is littlek and borat?
i think she's in the living room. i heard some sounds there.
leather outfit? you BET!!!
i mean, who doesn't own a catsuit?
(That should show up on the "Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines" thread..)
Yes it would.
Now that made me choke on my cornflakes this morning.
Very funny nimh, you are an adorable creature! I love this place sometimes. You guys can really make me laugh out loud.
