Who do you flirt with?

i flirt with my sister-in-laws sister

I flirted with a few Home Depot guys today. I attended 3 seminars and I think I'll be hangin out at Home Depot on my weekends ;-)

Seminars every week this month :-D

I know, I'm pathetic

I have a project for you. I need you to make some space in your basement and take one of them home depot courses on making a cell about 8ft by 8ft. We are going to need a pulley and chains and stuff, strategically hanging from ceiling. I have some drawings I put together that I'd like to show you.

Then, we have to make a trip to the Netherlands and pick up a young stud to habitate that cell.

Then we need to get lots of bread and mayonnaise and other sammich foodstuffs that take our fancy.

Then ....

I'm on it!!!!!!!!!

I flirt with DANGER !!!!

...well.....ok....

.........not really......

I flirt with a lot of the women who come to the window of the pharmacy at work. For some reason it comes naturally to me there, whereas it really doesn't most other places...

Heeven

You do know the way to a boy's heart..

I always found it easy to flirt at work as well, which is usually the only place I do such a thing (;-)), but the seminar at Home Depot put me in that group situation where I'm with a bunch of guys who happen to enjoy building stuff (like myself) and it just feels right :-D

I don't flirt anywhere else for some strange reason. Well, except for here ;-)


Smooch

Montana, do they wear toolbelts?

Ooh, (fanning self!) that's like a garter belt on a woman for the guys ... a toolbelt, riding low on a guys hips, full of ..... stuff

I've never flirted with anyone (Montana is an exception)

Heeven, no tool belts, but I was right there thinking about what they would all look like with their tool belts and hangin stuff ;-)
Maybe I'll hook a tape measure to my belt for my next seminar, so they'll have to wear their tool belts next time, since they can't have a woman outdoing them. You know how guys are ;-)
The guys doing the seminars were wearing Home Depot aprins and I really need to have a talk with them about that. They need tool belts, damn it!

Maybe I can get one of them over here to help me build my deck. I'll tell him to bring all his tools, lock him in the basement (after we finish the deck, of course) and set him free when I'm done with him.

Hmmmm

:wink:

No, no...a safety harness...ah geez, now you've got me reminiscing...

I never thought of a safety harness and I'm thinking it would be very useful :-D