Who do you flirt with?

Intrepid, no I don't!

Thank you, Lash.
I don't mean HERE by "flirting" actual efforts at seduction; I mean just play. But I would only flirt with someone who for the moment at least is attractive to me in terms of personality.

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Harmless.

I didn't take the time to check everyone responses to this thread, but now I wonder...
Has any of the ladies ever flirted with their gynecologist? Or was I just absolutely lonely (although not single) at the time it happened?

Holy Crap!! That's hilarious!

During the exam???

Holy crap, is right!!! He isn't someone I would flirt with even with or without my clothes on.

I did have a pervert gynie for awhile. He'd look into your eyes as he was doing the breast exam.

Sounds uber-litigious....and Monty Pythonish.

LOL...
Shame on me!!

Nah, a trip to the gyno always makes me feel kind cheap. I don't think I could handle him flirting back.

The man does his thing, hands me a tissue, and then walks out ?!

And I don't even get a meal out of the deal.

Would you have felt better if he offered you fries and a coke?

would you WANT to have a dinner with your gyno?

I had to, once. It was totally unexpected. He just happened to be in the same group of people that met for this fancy shmancy dinner. I was at his office THAT day and was naturally seated right across from him. Didn't have much of an apetite that night, really.

How about when you listen to this:

"The secret to this is: Just spread your legs and relaaaax!!!"

superjuly! where the heck have you been? it's been some time, hasn't it?

That's creepy!! Did you keep looking at him?

At least he had the decency to keep his mouth shut. He could have said something like, "Are you feeling it, baby?"

Fries n' a coke, Gus? Better be the special kind of coke.

Nah, dag, that sounds horrible. Gyno+food=bad

I don't know. I might flirt with my female urologist, if I could find one.
Flushd, I once said to a proctologist just before the insertion if perhaps we could go to a movie and a dinner first. He answered somewhat impatiently that he appreciates the stress of the exam and how I, and other patients, need to relieve it with humor, but that he has heard them all and that I should just give it up.
When he finished and I was pulling up my pants, I couldn't resist asking him if he still respected me. He said he wasn't sure.

At that point, you bring your knees together like a steel trap, and crush his skull!