Should I get to shave the cat?

I don't mind when people who've never seen Mr Happy insult him. But he does so he told me to tell you that you are on the blacklist.

And I'm told it's horrible, horrible I say, to be on the blacklist

Deb, here:



It's for the bikini.

what has loo paper to do with a bikini?

mr happy SPEAKS to you?

oh dearie, dearie me.
what makes mr happy think we meant him?

Upping the auntie

bookmarking

(can't believe I missed this thread for so long!)

Hmmm - I do not think I ought to open that one at WORK!

And - perhaps sadly, perhaps fortunately, the image does not appear for me at all .....


Once again I ask - why did Mr Happy think we were referring to HIM?

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Because you were.

You said wenie and bathroom, both words catch his attention. Add fall off and he gets worried.

Odd that you can't see the image. Today I made a whole diversion based on that trick.

View the internet through craven's eyes.

Mr. Happy, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

What the smeg are Craven and Mr Happy doing up?

Were, is I believe, the word - were...

Don't see ANYTHING through Craven's eyes either - except Craven appears to not like Trillian, since he turns it off.

Are you trying to gaslight me?



Dear Mr Happy,

I am sorry I upset you.

You were caught in the crossfire between Craven and myself.

You see, Mr Happy, you lead a simple, innocent life - however, you are attached to a sometimes cruel and capricious human, who delights to tease and torment innocent life-forms, such as Bunnies, cats, Dagmars and Little k's. I know you believe you are in charge of Craven, but this is, occasionally, not so - and he strays into the realm of the Dark Side.

Sometimes, therefore, it is necessary for such life-forms to defend themselves. Unwittingly - (foolishly not realising that you are a sentient being in your own right, and capable of speech) - you became the vehicle for such a defence.

We all, of course, know that you are not an itsy bitsy teeny weeny wienie.

Without actually having met you, we are sure that you are a wienie of appropriate - or possibly even grand - stature, grace, agility and harmonious proportions.

We are also assured that you remain firmly attached to the person of Mr de Kere, and will continue to be thus attached. Please be assured that the myth of Oedipus is just that - a myth.

Kindest regards,


Deb

(I can't believe I just apologised to a penis.....but, it seemed hurt...)

I do hope that Mr Happy stood up to accept the apologies !

I am unable to answer that question. Illumination may, or may not occur later.

can penii read?

He has two?

Deb that was one of the funniest things I've read. But Mr Happy says you just said that ti get on his good side so you are still blacklisted. I'll try to talk some sense into him.

Has anyone seen the web through my eyes yet?

I saw it! And I think Soz said somewhere that she had seen it too.

I have to say I've never understood the compulsion to lower one's trousers and show the world one's rear end. I just don't get it. I mean, I understand wanting to look at well-formed posteriors belonging to others in tight jeans, for example, but this seems to derive from an entirely different urge.

Care to elucidate, o master of mooning?

btw, Craven, your "Favorite Website" under your profile is broken. Is it a word order issue or a linking issue?

There seems to be some sort of person in a state of partial undress on some sites!

Whoodathunk, eh?

Bums is funny, if ya don't get it ya don't get it.

I fixed the favorite site thing.