Should I get to shave the cat?

Holy CRAP!!!! Now glue that frickin' hair BACK ON!!

I shaved a, umm, 'cat' once...it wasn't all that...but go for it!

Here is some inspiration for you, Craven. A true story, no less!!!

Read the story at the bottom, then open the photos.
Note: This was not done on purpose (by the pet owner) and the cat is fine
and back to normal.
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"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has
cats
and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and
have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of the
fur
hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted
or snarled).
When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all
tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was
quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it
was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what
a line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems
her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat
was returned to her.
(see PHOTOS) She cried for a week...but not as much as the cat. It was
November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had."
Gas in car to go to groomers $4.50
Cat car carrier $32.99
Grooming fee $80.00
Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat Priceless!

Hahahahahaha! They look so much better full sized!

full size is avaiable on littlek's webpage, dunno why they came in here so little. they are under 'random'. everybody knows where that is, right?

http://groups.msn.com/littlekb/randomphotos.msnw?Page=Last

that's the link, i think.

I showed the pics to my cousin, who is already going back on her word and threatening me if I shave the cat and she moaned and wailed that the cat "was saaaad" "oooh poooor cat, it looks like a liiiiooon!".

It looks like an idiot and a freak of nature.

Which I am sure, with our collected brainpower, we would find a way of doing to you, too, Craven, should the cat suffer!

Wouldn't take much.

I can always reciprocate.

Oh, I meant in the flesh, Craven - not in silly pictures.

Pictorial punishment is pusillanimous piffle, nicht wahr?

hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awwww, the bikini bunny is mad. How cute.

nah - 'twas but a butterfly bite....

She was afraid to come out of the locker;
She was as nervous as she could be;
She was afraid to come out of the locker;
She was afraid that somebody would see.

One, two, three, four, tell the people what she wore.
It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today,
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini,
So, in the locker she wanted to stay.

One, two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more.

She was afraid to come out in the open,
And so a blanket around her she wore;
She was afraid to come out in the open,
And so she sat bundled up on the shore.






One, two, three, four, tell the people what she wore.
It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today,
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini
So, in the blanket she wanted to stay.

One, two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more.

Now she's afraid to come out of the water,
And I wonder what she's gonna do.
Now she's afraid to come out of the water,
And the poor little girl's turnin' blue!

One, two, three, four, tell the people what she wore.

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today,
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini
So, in the water she wanted to stay.

From the locker to the blanket,
From the blanket to the shore,
From the shore to the water,
Guess there isn't any more!

Ho hum.....did someone break wind? Yawn....

bikini bubbles bunny how cute

did I tell y'all that my cat has a shaved belly? It does make them itch a bit.