Craven, if you want, you can borrow my homemade "Super Feline Slingshot" too. Sends cats from 0-60-0 within 1.5 seconds.
<It's freaking freezing in here, Mr. Biggelsworth>
CdK, while you're at it, why not shave the WHOLE cat? Then she would surely feel the breeze! I vote yes yes yes!
Wow dag. I didn't even think about my avatar while reading this thread.
SHAVE THE PUSS!
SHAVE THE PUSS!
We Slovaks know our cats!
this isn't what i thought it was.
yeah... my old man, many years ago, wanted to research whether the sphinx cat, which is mostly hairless, caused allergic reactions (they do).
So he did a web search for 'naked hairless cats'.
he stopped doing web searches thereafter.
Are you sure, Mr. CdK, that the cat would like such an idea?
I voted no, coz a buddy of mine had a persian cat which he had to shave. Not the head but the body....
That was the first and only cat that I've seen that had a shameful expression! And due to this experience, I had to vote NO.
I have shaved a cat before, were the belly and most of the back. The poor silly thing walked into a fly catcher and walked as if possesed by the Saint Vitus Dance disease (hmmm, ok, maybe that's a Slovak thing). She walked funny, shaking paws left and right, very puzzled. So we trimmed the fur and in the end had to shave most of it off completely. Head and legs remained furry, I highly recommend that to you, Craven, it was hillarious. The cat itself does not rank among the brightest of cats, it never realized it should be ashamed and quite welcomed all the attention it was getting from neighbors and friends. GO FOR IT!!!! can i vote again?
CDK, I've given you an edge in the vote.
Shave the cat! NOW!
And be prepared to listen endlessly to dlowan's hippie serenade!
steissd wrote:Are you sure, Mr. CdK, that the cat would like such an idea?
I'm sure the cat would not like the idea. But the cat doesn't like that I don't give her tuna every five minutes either. The cat doesn't like having it's nails clipped. The cat doesn't like that we pet the other cats......
fbaezer and dag,
I have to wait till my cousin and her friends vote. She is threatening to go back on the deal. Plus, she is at home with the cats. I'm at work (on lunch).
perhaps you can shave the cat while your cousin votes. lure her to the computer, log her on to a2k, before she figures it all out, the cat can be clean shaven, pink as a baby's bottom!
I am deeply, deeply disappointed in Fbaezer, who was becoming something of a personal hero of mine....
Wait a minute! The Florida vote is not yet in!
Should we count the hanging tabbies? er I mean chads?
nonononono. i am innocent, i shaved the cat because it was suffering. but if any of you have seen the outcome, you would want to do it again! and again! and again!
dlowan,
I want Craven to shave the cat not only because it will look funny, but mostly so that you can torture him 24/7 with your hippie songs.
For Craven's torture
Hmmmmmm - thing is, he can reach the cat - and I can't reach him!
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