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Should I get to shave the cat?

 
 
Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 01:55 pm
Ok, my cousin has a few cats and I am begging her to let me shave one's head. Not a lot, just a bald spot so I can call the cat friar tuck.

My cousin is firmly against the idea but I convinced her to let me put it to a vote on this site (it helped taht I said the site was full of cat lovers).

So help me out in the poll, vote to let me shave the cat's head!

BTW, the cat's young, she'll get over it.
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 01:57 pm
Poodle clip would be better for summer, though.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 01:58 pm
why do you want to shave the pus-, er, cat?
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margo
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 02:02 pm
How much of your blood are you willing to spill Shocked

All the other cats will make fun of her! Next you'll want to shave the bunny! Just you wait until it's daylight here! Mad
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 02:02 pm
Because it will be funny!

People, vote yes! If I get to shave the cat I'll post pictures!
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 02:04 pm
While I don't think the cat will be terribly terrorized and you will get the clawed end of the stick (...what?), I think that you must be twisted to want to shave the kitty.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 02:07 pm
That's a given lil K, but just vote yes. Vote for the sheer hillarity!
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 02:07 pm
mmmmm, maybe yes. Let me think on it.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 02:07 pm
aw what the hell......
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margo
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 02:09 pm
Lil K

We know Craven is twisted - that's a given! Twisted Evil

It's whether we want to unloose that twistedness on a poor (almost) defenceless cat. Hope dem claws are sharp!
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 02:11 pm
I voted yes, but craven must also post photos of his battle wounds!
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 02:12 pm
I voted no, but on second thought, voting "yes" means voting "put Craven in a situation in which he will be clawed to shreds."

What to do, what to do...
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 02:16 pm
well, you can't change your vote now... or can you?
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 02:20 pm
I vote yes, IF the tonsuring takes place in a tub of icy water and both Craven and the cat are wearing only natural hair.

May the more rugged individualist win.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 02:25 pm
Have you read the book "Shaving The Cat" by Claude Balls?

May I suggest it? Great reading.

I voted yes btw. :wink:
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 02:26 pm
that's the spirit folks!
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margo
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 02:28 pm
Be some great viewing - on prime time TV? Give me notice - I wanna get one of these big screens! Twisted Evil
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 02:29 pm
Just this morning the cat bit me (for making it sit with me on teh couch).

This cat claws me ALL the time. It was akitten when I arrived stateside and it's favorite pasttimes are making em chase her and climing the cat tree and trying to bat at my head.

Beleive me, I get my share of punishment from this cat. I don't wanna punish her, just make her look funny (while she wonders why her head feels the breeze).
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 02:34 pm
silly boy, you can't expect to MAKE a cat do something without it retaliating!
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Equus
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 02:43 pm
I think you have to take into consideration the cat's point of view.
Among cats, a shaved head means "enemy collaborator", i.e., DOGS. It wouldn't be so bad if the cat lived alone and could hide under the couch until its hair grew back. But to have to live amongst and cavort with other cats would be humiliating. "Oh, look, there's FLUFFY! I hear she's dating a SCHNAUZER! I think it must have been Fluffy who told the HUMAN what happened to the goldfish. TRAITOR! TRAITOR!"
It wouldn't be a pretty situation.
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