Then there's the real obvious. "Geesh Chai, ya been sleeping with the horse again?"
My wife keeps praying during sex.
Chai, why are you jumping all over me today? And my brother?
I jump all over your brother every chance I get.
You're humping air as I'm an only child.
That's what you think. Ask your momma about that summer she had to spend away from home when she was in high school.
She was just feeling quite ill for a few months, and had to get some country air.
keep 'em comin'
I'm not tired.
cjhsa wrote:Then there's the real obvious. "Geesh Chai, ya been sleeping with the horse again?"
I did think of this, that maybe she seemed a little stretched to him but geez, is that even feasible?
Whoa Chai. Did you have to bring his mother into it?
eoe wrote:cjhsa wrote:Then there's the real obvious. "Geesh Chai, ya been sleeping with the horse again?"
I did think of this, that maybe she seemed a little stretched to him but geez, is that even feasible?
hey, I've never had a baby, and do a lot of biking.
I get no complaints.
I appreciate the men coming on here and saying there's no way for them to tell.
I was getting scared there for a minute.
rest easy kitty cat....
I'll leave the door open this evening so you can go out.
Chai seems to have mistaken this for the insult chain thread.
There is a reason Abuzz no longer exists young lady.
I was trying to be nice, but, I'd suggest you read the TOS and stop hijacking threads with your drivel.
Eoe--
I suspect this is one of the suspect Pieces of Wisdom from the Men's Lodge. Insecure studs would like to think that they had the power to mold the center of a woman's being.
They would also like to think--each and every one of them--that they are unforgettable lovers and thoroughly manly men and capable of branding "their" women through sexual intercourse.
Dream on, young men. Dream on.
I think I've been able to tell.
Well, it's very much like your stepson describes it. There is a different feel. I read somewhere that a woman's vagina conforms to the shape of her partner's penis in a monogamous relationship.
I've been in monogamous and open relationships. In the monogamous relationships, my partner's vaginas have felt like gloves, so to speak. They don't feel that way in open relationships. Also, I had had an affair with a married woman some years ago. I had been seeing her for some time, and well, her vagina started to feel like a glove. I realized this when one time when I was with her she didn't feel like a glove anymore. I asked her if she had had sex with her husband, she hesitated and said yes.
Infra,
What if the woman likes masturbating with dildos and such? Will her vagina comform to the King Schlong MegaHumper? Would you be able to tell?
